70. After traversing the prehistoric world in search of fire, upon successful return from the quest, politely suggest that anyone handling the precious flame might avoid transporting it over water, or, if necessary to do so, take particular care to walk carefully and avoid dousing it in the moor.
    "I like to watch."
    Chauncey Gardiner, 'Being There'

65. Hummers can be a nice surprise.
66. Apparently, it wasn't rude not to tell the gal you were about to blow your load.
67. Missionary position is only preferable if the woman was skinny and hot. Doggie still a must for banging fat fugly broads.
68. Putting make up on a dude didn't start with Bruce Jenner.
69. That man didn't miraculously appear in the Garden of Eden as Adam and then make Eve from his rib.

64. It's OK to videotape my 250 lb. sister with the disabled 6'2" kid down the street she's dating cuz they were hooking up fattys w/huge cocks 80,000 years ago for the village viewing pleasure.

62. The lions were clever so as to smell man's ass and track him down
63. but not so clever as to just wait long enough for him to sleep and fall down the tree.

59. Little Lincoln Log's make great masks
60. Chubby girls make the best lovers
61. Five chubby girls make a very tired boy

58. The lack of belief in a deity does not make you more intelligent, especially if you can't spell "myth" correctly.

57. The tale of man's creation in the bible is a mith and God doesn't exist

57. The tale of man's creation in the bible is a mith and God doesn't exist

100. Human body can be used as FOOD!

lulz

Virgin boys. What do you expect.
(In reply to hwcperfect re Godzilla 2014)
LaLlama: Make me give a beep whats going on

56 - Someone in this thread actually thought they were having
anal
sex all the time (no.13)

56. Has anybody mentioned, don't entrust your only source of fire to the bald-headed guy ?
    Oops, this was actually number 5.
    Next person, please continue using number 56.

Ya, my nose is still running. Best two so far.

Thanks

Number 54 is right up there with number 8 !

52. Wagabous were some hairy-ass missing link mofos.
53. A wooly mammoth is just an elephant in a bad hairpiece.
54. "flames before dames" -prehistoric bro code.
55. The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London will have been thrilled that Everett McGill's training with them culminated in this performance.
56. In their last scene Naoh and Ika do their take on "Two Wolf Moon" t-shirt 80,000 years before its time.

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That was a good 'un.
Hama cheez ba-Beer behtar meshawad!

Very true about Ron Perlman LOL.he looks the part naturally.

51. Cast Ron Perlman in any caveman film to entirely eliminate the makeup budget for his character.

45 ) Amoukar is a good sniffer so listen to him when he "smells something strange"
46) starting a fire with two sticks is easier said than done. It looked so easy when the other guy did it.
47 ) Saber-toothed tigers were actually lions
48) Amoukar was bi-sexual while Gaw was homophobic
49) a naked girl should not touch herself in front of hairy oafs.
50 ) romance and foreplay came much later in the evolution of humanoids.

The olfactory sensitivities have greatly diminished in the last 10,000 years.

Sorry I didn't see your comment; I had some heavy stuff going on in my life second half of 2012 into 2013.
Glad you liked it.
I disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler.

• Jon Stewart