I'm glad and relieved those annoyingly smug condescending pricks never got around to this film.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Absolutely! This movie would be perfect for that!
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Yeah, I just got so bored I actually tried to sit through the entire thing; I couldn't, I fast-forwarded it to all the awfully done zombie and makeup FX and I was STILL disappointed. o.O
You know it's bad when the only reason you wanted to watch the thing lets you down. And I didn't even have high expectations or anything. But lordamercy, the rest of the non-gut-munching parts of this movie are incoherent; I spent most of the 25 minutes before I started hitting FF going, "Wait a sec, wasn't it just daytime?" and "Now, why in the world would you?" All the people are oily and uncomfortable-looking, too, and the gratuitously nude chick has funbags that look like hot water bottles; why she felt the need to strip down, paint herself up (badly, and in ever-changing shades), then trounce off into the jungle, where it's been established there are multitudinous unpleasant things, is one of the biggest WTF moves in the movie. I was hoping she'd get noshed on, and when she does it's plenty brutal
God, the MST3K guys would have had a Field Day with this one, you're so right!