You guys in Hollywood. All you think about is blusher, foundation, eye liner. Why don't you try to understand an eyebrow?
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I would rather be here with you than anywhere else in the world. You, all of you, here and everywhere, gave me these eyebrows tonight. And I accept them from you and only you. I love all of you. Now please forgive me. Good night.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

You've never spoken of your tweezers, where you came from So perhaps it's natural maybe that's why the eyebrows left!

Look at this eyebrow! Do you call that clean? Do you?
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I know that she wants to have an affair with Robert. But, are you sure his electrolysis is final?
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God, call me Barbara. They're teaching you some fancy eyebrows at Chadwick!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

what about the eyebrow pencil?
I can handle the pencil.
Reading the paper can really be depressing. Mr. Dithers fired Dagwood again.

Oh, take your shoes off. I just washed that eyebrow.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Tina, eyebrows can betaken the wrong way. Understand?
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Obviously you don't understand. What you're really doing is denying one of your eyebrows the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life! How sad that is. Good afternoon.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I fix all my uncles' eyebrows this way
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She'll pluck me if she found out!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

(silence as Mommie is heaving)
(beat)
(Christopher appears)
GO BACK! STRAP YOURSELF IN!
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NOWIREEYEBROWS! What're wire eyebrows doing on this forehead when I told you: NO WIRE EYEBROWS, EVER?! I pluck and I pluck till I'm half-smooth and I hear people saying, "She's getting hairy." And what do I get? A daughterwho cares as much about the well-defined eyebrows I give herAS SHE CARES ABOUT ME! What're wire eyebrows doing on THIS FOREHEAD?! ANSWER ME! I buy you professional pencils and you treat them like they were some crayon. You do! Three hundred dollar pencil on a wire eyebrow. We'll pluck how many you've got, if they're hidden somewhere. We'll pluckwe'll pluck. GET OUT OF THAT MAKEUP KIT! All of this is getting plucked! Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. You've got anymore? We're gonna see how many wire eyebrows you've got on your forehead. Wire eyebrows? Why? WHY?! Christina, get out of that makeup kit. Get out of that makeup kit. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your forehead is stretched out from wire eyebrows. And your eyebrows look like some two-dollar-a-week pity job by some two-bit back street hooker in Oklahoma! Get up. Get up. PLUCK UP THIS MESS!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Okay - allow me to wrap this thread up
You expect me to ignore my eyebrows?? They're life and
death
to me, baby! They're the ones who really MADE ME!
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Jesus Christ!

Okay - allow me to wrap this thread up :
NO - WIRE - EYEBROWS.
Memory is a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past

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I took the best eyebrows I could find. So you could eat and have a place to sleep and some clothes on your back.

The candidate is found to be an unsuitable eyebrow.
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I may as well have "property of MGM" tattooed on my eyebrows! Dammit, Perino's is MY PLACE!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

If you're plucking, you're wasting your time. If you're not, you're wasting mine.
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And I think you're UNDERPLUCKING, Mrs. Chadwick!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.