Clever, entertaining thread. Thanks, folks.

Should I send out for more perma-bond?
Oh no, Miss Crawford. The studio sent over a new batch. We've got plenty.
You're all so gracious to help, and this double strength epoxy is doing a wonderful job!

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Carol Anne! I have asked you to keep the eyebrows pencilled today, and for Christ's sake get them AWAY from that shaver!!!
"We all go a little mad sometimes" - Norman Bates

Reporter: All of Hollywood knows of your generosity in adopting these two homeless eyebrows, and might I say they are beautifully behaved.
Joan: Thank you! I feel that eyebrows mixed with Vaseline, is such a good recipe

Most hilarious eyebrow filled post ever!! I may have peed a little!

Ya know, hard eyebrows is good for people, I tell ya, it is. Would I be where I am if I hadn't had 'em? I could teach a kid to look after his eyebrows and amount to somethin'I could!
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LEFT EYEBROW! RIGHT EYEBROW! DAMN IT!!!!!
carol anne, I have ASKED you to keep the eyebrows quiet today! now for Christ's sake get them out of the garden! have tina bring me up my eyebrows!
Eyebrows
The first word I ever heard..
out of any of
you was that word
'eyebrows'
There'll be time enough to pluck my eyebrows
when I'm old,
if I ever am old.
Oh, but not now.
Reading the paper can really be depressing. Mr. Dithers fired Dagwood again.

It's got all this red juice, when I push on them

Christina, you haven't touched your eyebrows.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Miss Crawford, I've always been such a fan of your mother's eyebrows. I do hope you feel we've done them justice. ActuallyI worked from my own personally autographed photo of your mother.
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Ohgood! I want some help here! I want ALL of these eyebrows cleared out of here now. Carol Ann, Christopher, start clearing away all these eyebrows, start gathering them up. Go onget the pencils and the tweezers! Tina! Bring me the wax!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

We are leaving. Obviously, her eyebrows cannot be controlled in this environment.
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