My husband and I often repeat the line about the "little ships in the fields the little baa baa baas"

I have way to many favorite lines to mention but here are a few:
I love it when Don Diego is talking with Paco and says "No, I don't feel like playing no charades right now."
"The little ships in the fields the little Baa Baa Baas."
and "Si Senor - it is a number two!"

Jou reco'nise thees seemble, no?
Oh, si, Seniorit is a number two!
**these go to eleven **

"And remember, it's no crime to be poor, just to dress poorly."
That one always got me. I can just see some of my more fabulous friends agreeing with it.

Paco is a scene stealer as is the wonderful Brenda Vaccaro in every scene she's in. Just watched it last night and it remains as hilarious as the first time I saw it. True classic!

and where is your invitation, Senor Beaver?
and yourhideous dog!
This movie just cracks me up.

by cborder-1 (Thu Aug 14 2008 09:09:24)
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Yes. This movie is great because of the Alcalde's "spazzing out" scenes.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Santa Mariiiiiaaaaaaaaa!"
I also liked then he was ripping of the masks and calling them names "You renegade rouge! You pilfering pansy!"
And of course, the line my friends and I still use but in a different context"NOW THIS!!!! THIS IS WHAT I CALL A ZORRO!" (Rips off mask) "This is not Zorro."
Brilliant stuff

"We do that when our favorite sports team sucks. "NOw this! This is what I call a football team!" (
Score 21-0 other team
) "This is not a football team."
Just watched my Tide beat up on the Tigers in the BCS National Championship game. Even in 2008 your score was right!! "This is not a football team."
Hahahaha!!
"
Question everything so that you can believe in something.
"

You naughty, evil Alcalde! I'm going to do
such - terrible - things
to you!
Don't ask me what I think of you,
I might not give the answer that you want me to.

• Fleetwood Mac, "Oh Well"

The scene that made my brother and I fall off the couch and roll on the floor is the part where the Alcalde says "SometimesI get so angree-ee-ee!" and pounds on the apples in the bowl. Ron Liebman - a comic genius.
The Falcon flies

Yes. This movie is great because of the Alcalde's "spazzing out" scenes.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Santa Mariiiiiaaaaaaaaa!"
I also liked then he was ripping of the masks and calling them names "You renegade rouge! You pilfering pansy!"
And of course, the line my friends and I still use but in a different context"NOW THIS!!!! THIS IS WHAT I CALL A ZORRO!" (Rips off mask) "This is not Zorro."
We do that when our favorite sports team sucks. "NOw this! This is what I call a football team!" (Score 21-0 other team) "This is not a football team."

2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a Peso!
All or Zorro, stand up and say so!

One of our favorites has always been:
"Roads? What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere."

Me, too.

" . . .and this hat, which needs reblocking"
Stupid line, but it gets me everytime
.

This movie is so nostalgic to me and my best friend. We watched it as kids and still talk about it 25+ years later. Truly a classic that will never be forgotten! Thanks!
"Someone dares to commit a crime on my first night as the Alcalde ehh"

AHHHHHHHha, I think he's trying to tell me soooomthing.

"Here I am!"
oh Luis, I know you.
Great part of a great movie!
Well, let's say, for the sake of argument, cocky-doody.

Was it yue that made bleedingkiri bleed? Was it yue?!
ANSWER ME, FIEND!
Try home-distilled
Hearth Kettle Vodka
; the cleanest, clearest vodka on shelves today

Ah-ha! Two fruits, one vegetable, one flower!

I gotta tell ya, it's the introduction of the dons (ending with "Luis Obispo from Bakersfield") bit that always cracks me up.

My favorite part is when Esteban goes to Diego's appartment after the party, and makes him jump and do all silly things. "I'm walking, I'm running, I'm jumping, I'm playing" x3!! Still cracks me up after all these years!
A-HAAA!!! SANTA MARIA!!!!