"An' to tink jour helpeen da pipple by sayeen dey hav a ass-ent when dey don' hav a ass-ent"
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All the references to "pipels" were hilarious all the way through the movie. I may have to buy this one; Bunny was priceless!
Why ain't you at the garden party you heathen?

I just found this movie today going through some old VHS tapes. We taped it off Showtime on our first vcr way back in'85. I popped it in and it was so funny and my daughter had never seen it and now it has a new fan.
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"Defeatless" works just fine, because there's no such word, and Diego stuttered it because he realized it's nonsense. If you follow his speech, each phrase is to right a wrong - helping the helpless and befriending the friendless. How would you "de-feet" someone if they're already footless? On the other hand, it is possible to defeat someone who's never been defeated before, although one can and should certainly come up with better phrasing if one wasn't ad-libbing on the spot.

I think it's "to defeat the feetless." Making it sound as though he's going to beat up on people who don't have feet, that's the gag.
"What do the people need roads for, they never GO anywhere!"

No, he says "defeatless." He sort of stutters the first syllable, but it's there.

funny funny movie

Actually the quote is:
To help the helpless, to befriend the friendless, to defeatthe featless. DDV
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It has been forever since I have seen this movie so I would have to see it to agree with you on that.
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I think Brenda Vacarro made this movie. Example:
"As the Alcalde's wife I must play many, many roles. Most people only see that parts I play in public. Only a few select friends get to see my private parts"
to help the helpless, defend the defenceless & to defeat the defeatless. Don Diego Vega

It has been I believe over 20 years since I have seen this movie and loved it as a kid! I laughed a lot watching this movie! I remember watching it on HBO back in the day. It was great in my honest opinion.
I remembered this movie watching The Game Show Network when they had the show on I Have A Secret and when they mentioned George Hamilton it clicked into my head about this movie.
A lot of good laughter and memories watching this movie.
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I used to watch this movie when I was 620 years later it still is a great film. Easily better than the current Zorro films.

"Anyway, I am a BIG fan of both this film and "Love At First Bite" and wish truly funny movies like them were still being made."
Same here. Those are two of my most favorite (is that a phrase?) comedies ever. I also like Seems Like Old Times. They were all made within 2-3 years of each other. I should check out some other comedies from the era.

ITA! I first saw this movie when we had it on the original (CED) laserdiscs way back in the early to mid-80's. When the player died we got rid of everything, thus reducing the chance of seeing this film as PC-ism ran rampant. Then only a few months ago, very much to my delight and surprise, I found an unopened VHS copy at a thrift store. I snatched it up and bought it, before the PC Police could get it and burn it. I treasure my copy, as it may be one of the last copies in existence (okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch). Anyway, I am a BIG fan of both this film and "Love At First Bite" and wish truly funny movies like them were still being made.

It's so hard to pick out just one funny line or scene. It's so over the top, without being offensive to anyone. His accent, the outfits, the beaver.
I still use, "Thank GOd for small favours!" when ever Some one at work or at a party and we have to squeeze by. I'll pat my butt or lower abdominal area and say that.
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I love this movie! So stupid yet so very funny. Just like "They Call Me Bruce"
"2 fruits, one vegetable and one flooooowah"

Agreed! Totally underrated movie..
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