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<p dir="auto"><strong>Aylmer</strong> — <em>11 years ago(November 21, 2014 11:42 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Not like I was any genius as a kid, but I can pretty clearly remember this being one of the first films I made it all the way through at age 4 or 5.  At that time, it may have been a little "much" for me, but I wonder if anyone else here had similar experiences watching this as a youth.<br />
A few things not clear when I was little but pretty abundantly obvious to adults would be:</p>
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<li>I thought that the shot of the castle at the beginning of the film was just a shot of some random bush in a field during a storm (maybe due to poor VHS quality).</li>
<li>I thought Jen was a girl up until Kira informed him that he's a boy (due to name and hair) similarly on Sesame Street I remember thinking the same about Big Bird.</li>
<li>I thought Chamberlain was a woman due to feminine voice and mannerisms.</li>
<li>When he calls him a Spithead, I certainly heard a more R-rated word.</li>
<li>When the General said "Kneel! Bow!" I thought he was just randomly reminiscing about "Fear! Power!".</li>
<li>When the Garthim were marching down the hallway looking both directions, I thought that their eyes were in fact their beaks and they were habitually spasming one side of their mouth as they walked.</li>
<li>When Jen escapes from the Garthim into the crystal pit, I thought he had all of a sudden some kind of ability which allowed him to shrink himself.</li>
<li>I didn't understand that the Garthim were different creatures than the Skeksis and thought that they all fell apart because they couldn't find Mystics to bond to.</li>
<li>I didn't understand that Kira was stabbed or killed at the end - I thought she was just incapacitated somehow and fainted because of all the commotion &amp; being picked on so much.</li>
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<p dir="auto">also the part where jen its actually pernounced jin, was trapped under rocks and fizgig is moving around on the rocks i thought he was peeing on him</p>
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