You're like really exaggerating this entire issue. This dog has been walked 6x today. 3x with me when I got her home and 3x at the animal shelter today before I rescued her.

Well that's just fine then Donna.
A farm dog stuck in a small house with a lonely caged bird won't be a problem whatsoever.
Why would it be?
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It is a squeaky fuzzy frog ball.

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Yeah, a dog like that, three cats and a bird sounds like a war zone MMC
Best to just stick to the cats
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Prolly not, but we'll never find out, since I'll never have birds. They're
way
too messy, and I have three cats.

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

It's a bona fide Angry Birds toy
It's almost sadistic
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lmao yeah, I noticed that too.
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She's lost two birds when they flew out the door.
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I think that the other bird heard Donna on the phone and legged it early
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Sigh, true dat!
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Still got a better chance than against that dog Slash dot
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Unless she lives in Southern Florida that tropical bird will die. It’s winter here.
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If the bird gets lucky it'll escape and try its luck on the outside
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She’s nuts. Her last bird will get killed. That Australian shepherd will tear her apartment apart. She doesn’t look the type to exercise it either.
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