Teegy'll be cumming all over his trousers when he comes.
He'll be cumming all over his trousers when he comes.
He'll be cumming all over his trousers (The smell will attract the neighbor's Schnauzer)
Oh he'll be cumming all over his trousers when he comes!

<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
Oucht-Ta-Do-Her all year long, all year long, all year long.
Lucky for Inan, I have an active schlong.
My horny lady!
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>…

When Teegy finally comes back to this board, his pants are going to come down, and his shamROD is going to
EXPLODE!!!

I'm coppin' a feel at 500. Don't even try to stop me this year Teege!

Hey Teegy, do you know what has become one of my favorite pastimes every Halloween?
It's called "Bobbin' for Nelkins", and what you do is you carve some apples into some nice firm round Nelkin-shapes, slap on some Nippsies, dunk them in a barrel of water, and then start bobbin' away!
It's become quite the yearly-tradition in my house, and it's fun for the whole family.
Good times!!!

♪21 More days til Halloween
til sticky stains
til wearing the same clothes for 2 days and sticking out
til Teddy is drilled
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

The gif I have of Glenn's mother has not been through final processing. You can ask Soggy to snap a picture of the photo he keeps in his wallet of her. Soggy keeps an emergency packet of mayonnaise in his wallet at all times, so they photo might be a bit saucy if you know what I mean.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Post a gif!
My password is password

Glenn's Mom.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Who is his HORNY lady?
My password is password

<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
Teege's britches falling down, falling down, falling down.
Teege's britches falling down.
{and it's all for}
His
HOR-NY
lady!
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>…

Person!
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Slatch!
My password is password

♪
27 More days til Halloween
27 more days till I sleep with Inan in a dusky old motel room and Soggy doesn't
27 more days til drinking scotch with a homeless man and then not brushing teeth and making out with a chic ½ your age
27 more days til Soggy makes gooey stains in his pants
Slip her the Silver Shamrod (Shamrod, so you know is a trade secret.)
♪
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Nice to see you here!
My password is password

Hi Slatch! Try slipping her the real rod instead of the sham one.

Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk
Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk

♪
28 More days til Soggy explodes
28 More days til messy stains
28 More days til not sleeping in the car (or on the floor)
28 More days til holy-holes horny Ellie loses her head and hand (which I plan on saving this year)
Slip her the Silver Shamrod!
♪
(I wonder where Glenn is?)
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Then Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Then we do it again.
I'm better then you, and you know it.

omg! slatch! you're still alive.
My password is password

And Big Broom, and a Bad Witch!
Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

Not only is Teege back, but "TeegeIsBack" is back as well. Welcome!
Say–Ya think you can work your magic, turn into "GlennIsBack", and get him to come back as well?
It's worth a shot–Right?

Slatch!!!!