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<p dir="auto"><strong>A_Minor_Blip</strong> — <em>20 years ago(February 14, 2006 02:45 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">by John Lillison, England's greatest one-armed poet (first man to be run over by a car)<br />
THE POINTY BIRDS<br />
O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,<br />
Anoint my head, anointy nointy.</p>
<pre><code>IN DILLMAN'S GROVE
In Dillman's Grove my love did die,
And now in ground shall ever lie.
None could ever replace her visage,
Until your face brought thoughts of kissage.</code></pre>
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<p dir="auto">Ditto! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":-)" alt="🙂" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1660379</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1660379</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:52:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Two of the GREATEST POEMS ever written! on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:52:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>clever-tricks</strong> — <em>16 years ago(October 02, 2009 12:53 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Maybe it's just me, but I actually do find "In Dillman's Grove" rather poignant<br />
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If you don't believe cocaine is good, you ask Karl Rove and Elijah Wood!</p>
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<p dir="auto">Here I sit, same as ever,<br />
took a dump, pulled the lever,<br />
the toilet clogged, the water flowed,<br />
look out world, it's the mother-load!<br />
from Beavis and Butthead</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1660377</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1660377</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:52:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Two of the GREATEST POEMS ever written! on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:52:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>yoncenator</strong> — <em>16 years ago(July 24, 2009 11:40 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Just watched L.A. Story again and laughed my butt off when Hariss tries to get his love back and starts reading 'Pointy Birds' then gets a window slammed in his face before the end of the first line!<br />
Genius.<br />
Did you tell LUKE..?  Is THAT who you could tell??</p>
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<p dir="auto">I don't know how Steve Martin keeps a straight face during those scenes!  If I ever met him that would be my only question to him.  How the hell did he keep from laughing?  This movie is only second to 'the Jerk'!<br />
Did you tell LUKE..?  Is THAT who you could tell??</p>
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<p dir="auto">Ah yes! The Great Lillison. A true legend of poetry writing. A.dare I say it?genius whose talent was painfully obvious in these 2 classic gems which put Baudelaire and other such losers to shame.<br />
Birds are pointy. A powerful, deep observation which will echo through the ages like a giant gong in an underground station.<br />
They don't write 'em like that anymore.<br />
Thank you Steve Martin for bringing to light a forgotten mastermind of literature.<br />
John Lillison (1809-1909)<br />
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