Why, Yentl, of course! Think about it -

• She sucks all the oxygen out of any room she's in, ostensibly so she can sing the entire score, but also to reduce all the men to gesticulating, hapless mutes.
• By pulling off her glasses and unwrapping her boy breasts she brings overpoweringly violent men to their knees. Sobbing.
• She knows more Torah from her casual bedside reading than a whole yeshiva of madly arguing men who have spent their lives doing nothing but.
• With her squinty stare, squawky voice, and the gait of a cantering heifer she can still seduce any girl she wants away from her hairy, handsome adversaries.
• She believes that 'Nothing is Impossible' - and if you don't believe
  her
  , then out come those Alan & Marilyn Bergman songs again, and you are cast into silence.
• She makes the most amazing getaway in cinema history, rampaging across the decks of an ocean liner, scattering terrified emigrants in her wake, captured by helicam shots seemingly devised by God himself, and roaring over the horizon to the accompaniment of
  Star Wars
  drums.
  She'd make gefilte fish out of that sorry little Chuck Noris, and have him served up on the sabbath by Hadass!

OK so Yentl may not be able to fightbut Norris can't sing either.

This is so simple.
Yentl would hit a high note, shattering all the glass around, and shocking/hurting Norris' eardrums.
While Norris is in shock, Yentl would kick him in the family jewels.
Yentl would then walk off, after busting his ears and his jewels.
Winner Yentl.

I didn't know Chuck Norris could sing. Does Yentl know karate?

Yentl ftw
"up yours with a twirlin lawnmower"- A Nightmare on Elm Street

There's definitely something magically intimidating about a transvestite Jew that breaks into song while admiring plates at a dinner party.
Magically arousing, too.

There's definitely something magically intimidating about a transvestite Jew that breaks into song while admiring plates at a dinner party.
Chuck uses every last ounce of Texas rangerish\kung fu master manliness not to run away from this effeminate alien-like being. He stops to analyze the situation and realizes that she too is doing so but in song! Chuck quickly kicks dirt into her wide open mouth as she's musically invoking the aid of a deceased papa, wasting no time chuck smothers her with his trusty Texas state flag. Images of nude men bathing flash before Yentls eyes as it all goes dark.
Go chuck go.

bet she gots gi-normous boogers yo

Yentl. The nose would take her over the top.
Carpe Diem!