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rbkersey — 13 years ago(January 02, 2013 07:06 AM)

  1. Always hide your cocaine in a cutout portion of the closet floor. Make sure to not conceal the cut portion of the carpet and leave a box of tools nearby to pry the floor open. The police serving a search warrant would never guess that anything was concealed there.
  2. Never try to outrun a 1980's era SUV with foglights mounted on the top.
  3. Never doubt Peter Weller (Sam) when he says that he plans to open a restaurant.
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  1. The next time you want to go in Jake's room, knock.
  2. The pizza always tastes better when you eat it at the pizza parlor. It takes like the box if you eat it at home.
  3. The next time you pass judgement on Sam, don't go crying to your mom like some chicken sh-t wimp. Have the balls to say it to his face.
    "I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
    W. C. Fields
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Never trash talk your moms boyfriend and cocaine supplier, she might narc on you..and tell him exactly what you said..

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Don't forget, "hip isn't hip anymore".

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  1. Be sure when you drink a soda (i.e., Pepsi) or a beer (i.e., Budweiser) that you position the cans in such a way that the product placement is really obvious.
  2. Divorced moms often long for their ex-husbands to take them back.
  3. High school teachers are allowed to berate their overweight students by telling them to stop eating so much.
  4. Single moms get tired of needing to "be someone for everyone" except themselves.
  5. Spitting into the juice carton is a favorite pastime of quibbling brothers.
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