SealedCargo — 2 years ago(August 13, 2023 12:36 AM)

1. A short man with a giant nose would not be the father of two strapping All American muscle boys
2. Way too many people die; I'm all for a good body count flick but the only survivors are a boring chick and a total pussy
3. This is considered a Conservative movie yet no one bitches about the 99% of other movies that… aren't
4. Russia attacking America in 1984 is as likely as Canada attacking us now
5. These kids say "Jesus Christ" more than Billy Graham
6. C. Thomas Howell finally killed "Ape Face"
7. If you drink a dying deer's blood, you'll end up doing cable movies the rest of your life
8. Charlie Sheen is the second main character but hardly ever even speaks
9. Someone will find a way to blame Trump MAGA for this film despite the fact he was a liberal New Yorker who gave tons of money to the people who now hate him
10. The Chair is against the wall, and John has a long mustache
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