Patrick's snot bubble made me laugh
The greatest single human gift-the ability to chase our dreams-Professor Hobby

When he was telling his underlings to gather up the gun licenses in the gun stores. Very hilarious, nobody in the military would even care, but they did it to underscore how evil the Russians were, takin our guns away!
The reason Bella said that is because he used to fight on the side of the insurgents. So he wanted to cut down the chance of people starting up a group of insurgents here.

When he was telling his underlings to gather up the gun licenses in the gun stores. Very hilarious, nobody in the military would even care, but they did it to underscore how evil the Russians were, takin our guns away!

Charlie Sheen yells as he shoots the RPG at the tank
"EAT ME!!!!!!!!!"

When Lea Thomson becomes Sondra Locke from Josey Whales.
Never go full retard.

I saw this at Fort Sill, Oklahoma in October 1984. (I had just completed basic training for the National Guard) Everyone in the theatre laughed when the guys fire an anti-tank weapon and the guy gets fried by the backblast. That's when I realized Uncle Sam had warped me more than I had thought.

"you flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!"
~Marcus Vindictus

Swayze's squirrel call to the rest of the group. Off the charts.

I always giggle when Swayze yells at them all to stop crying after seeing the people shot firing squad style (and yes, the part where they start singing is funny as well). He says something like, "STOP CRYING! TURN IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE!
TURN IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE!
"
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I can't understand your crazy moon language.

The fact that the black guy dies first.
Confound your lousy toll.. TROLL!

Good point. Even Powers Booth laughed in his face when he spits his cigarette out.

For me it's anytime C. Thomas Howell tries to be the tough guy. He just can't play tough guys

The scene where the sort of famous, but not really famous famous, young movie stars overact and make dramatic aspects corny. The scene, of course, being the entire movie. A lot of the corniness, not all of it, can be chalked-up to the propaganda and overly-patriotic sentiment of the author, as well as the political smoke & mirrors and flag-waving hyperbole of the era itself. With all of the acting in the White House taking place at that time, the bar for acting in the movie could be set kind of low.

"Grazing fire? why dont we just shoot at them"

For me it was Jed's face off with the Russian at the end. Him with his granddaddy's six shooter and the Russian with an Uzi type machine gun.

Yes, a deer-hunting .30-06 with a scope is, in effect, a sniper rifle in capable hands. But my point is that, in the United States, for every rifle, shotgun or handgun registered down at Academy or the local sporting goods store, there are at least 10 more floating around, either handed down from dad or inherited from an uncle, or bought at a pawnshop, or bought at a gunshow, or swapped for another gun, or just stolen.
In that scene, the Soviets and Cubans are taking fire from an American helicopter. They obviously have their hands full. It's a war. They don't even have a solid foothold yet. And they're going to send valuable resources down to Oshman's to rummage through a file cabinet to see who has a shotgun, when the United States Army is straffing them with rockets and M-60's?
Maybe if the scene happened a few months after the invasion, and they were casually confiscating guns, it would be more believable. But 24 hours into the invasion? Doubtful.

"Why send valuable, English-speaking resources down to the local gunshop just to find out which guys have shotguns and sporting rifles?"
First, because shotguns and sporting rifles can be used to kill people just as well as "military" weapons.
Second, because not ALL weapons registered by civilians are shotguns and sporting rifles. BTW, another name for one type of "sporting rifle" is SNIPER RIFLE.

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Why send valuable, English-speaking resources down to the local gunshop just to find out which guys have shotguns and sporting rifles?
Because John Milius is probably the biggest gun-nut in Hollywood? That whole premise could only have come from someone who believes/argues that the 2nd amendment is still a valid tool to keep the gouvernment in check. You know? The old "only dictatorships want to make owning a gun illegal"-argument.
Back on topic:
Gotta be "Aveeeeenge meeeeeeee!" for me as well. Classic 80s-cheese. Shows what a great actor Harry is.. To deliver that line without breaking into laughter? That's tough.
The whole idea of a bunch of regular kids being able to form a successful resistance group and kill Russian soldiers by the truckload. Yeah, I know not all soldiers are invincible fighting machines, and the Soviets did have a conscript army. But even conscripts get a lot more training than any of these kids ever had. And I seriously doubt the Soviets would have used green troops to spearhead such an invasion.
Also: Worst tankbattle ever. John Milius should know (and probably does know) that tanks never operate without heavy infantry support.
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LOL. I gotta agree with that. And then the camera flashes to this commie watching them from upstairs in the drug store. It's just hilarious.

After the 2014 superbowl, the Broncos definitely need a strong safety
If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation

LOL!!!!
It probably was the Broncos!!

When the boys sneak back into town and go into the drug store, the clerk says discreetly "they're looking for you", to Jed.
Jed responds, "who?"
Gee, I wonder Jed. Maybe it's the Denver Broncos looking for good strong safety or maybe, just possibly, remotely, it's the commies who have dropped in and laid waste to your entire realm of existence.
.but I could be wrong