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<p dir="auto"><strong>dlg-73012</strong> — <em>9 years ago(November 08, 2016 04:39 PM)</em></p>
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<li>Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall</li>
<li>Mr. Bakers suitcase is small, brown, its made of leather and has his initials on it</li>
<li>Sams only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts</li>
<li>You can be honest with farmer Ted, but not if your going to insult him</li>
<li>Stop feeling sorry for yourself, its bad for your complexion</li>
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<li>That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy they'd call them something else.</li>
<li>Samantha's wish already came true.</li>
<li>Long Duk Dong no likee you yankie his wankie.</li>
<li>Long Duk Dong thought Sam had gotten married.</li>
<li>Farmer Ted wears head gear.</li>
<li>If you want to know what happened between Farmer Ted and Caroline, you have to buy the book.</li>
<li>Sam is sleeping in Sofa City.</li>
<li>Grandpa Fred found Howard's Chinaman.</li>
<li>Howard's Chinaman was three sheets to the wind.</li>
<li>The grill on A Rolls Royce costs $5,000.</li>
<li>Farmer Ted doesn't have $5,000.<br />
MAGA! FAFO! <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /> Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":angry:" alt="😠" /></li>
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]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678206</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678206</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to 100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>kaitlyn</strong> — <em>1 year ago(May 01, 2024 03:31 AM)</em></p>
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<li>A black and white filter would capture the moment perfectly</li>
<li>Jake says not to hit anything</li>
<li>Farmer Ted wants the sister to "Crank that!"</li>
<li>Don't go away, Caroline baby!</li>
<li>Ginny has a serious problem</li>
<li>If you make someone your bridesmaid, they'll sh*t all over you</li>
<li>Sam can remember lots of things</li>
<li>A girl who wears a hat is just… Vouge</li>
<li>They f*cking forgot her birthday</li>
<li>Mike doesn't want to be a smartass, he wants to be a dumbass</li>
<li>Sam loathes the bus</li>
<li>and there has to be a more dignified mode of transportation</li>
<li>According to Sam's grandma, Jake wanted sex</li>
<li>Jake can get a piece of ass whenever he wants</li>
<li>Fresh breath is a priority in Famer Ted's life</li>
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]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678205</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678205</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to 100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Samsha512</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 12, 2017 12:21 PM)</em></p>
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<li>Caroline is the Prom Queen</li>
<li>Female extra-terrestials have 4 tits</li>
<li>The grill alone costs 5 grand on a Rolls Royce</li>
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]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678204</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678204</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to 100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>robocop-37224</strong> — <em>9 years ago(December 23, 2016 07:06 PM)</em></p>
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<li>Ginny has been enamored by Rudy for six months in a row</li>
<li>long duck dong does the dishes</li>
<li>long duck Dong helps with laundry<br />
54)both Randie and jimmy Montrose were introduced to Farmer Ted by Samantha</li>
<li>the 2 brothers want proof that Ted's been with Samantha</li>
<li>they want underpants</li>
<li>girl's underpants</li>
<li>Marlena is long duck dongs Sexy girlfriend</li>
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]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678203</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678203</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to 100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>robocop-37224</strong> — <em>9 years ago(December 19, 2016 08:41 AM)</em></p>
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<li>the donger need food<br />
65)the donger smells like canine Cologne</li>
<li>Marlene is the dongers new AMERICAN girlfriend</li>
<li>Marlene can run the 40 in 5 flat</li>
<li>according to Long duck Dong samantha is getting married to the oily bo hunk<br />
61)Ginny doesn't have time to listen to Samantha's problems<br />
60)Grandpa Fred needs to help long duck Dong assimilate</li>
<li>Mr Baker spent $7000 on the wedding</li>
<li>Grandpa's car is in the lake..Big lake</li>
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]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678202</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678202</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to 100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>MoviemanCin</strong> — <em>9 years ago(December 13, 2016 10:32 PM)</em></p>
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<li>Jake wants a serious girlfriend.</li>
<li>Farmer Ted is sure he is going to interface with Caroline.</li>
<li>Farmer Ted thinks Caroline owns a church.</li>
<li>When she's stressed, Ginny takes four muscle relaxants.</li>
<li>Farmer Ted is the king of the <em>beep</em></li>
<li>At Samantha's school they grade the students on dances for Gym.</li>
<li>Any halfway decent girl can rob Farmer Ted blind because he's to torqued up to say no.</li>
<li>Samantha is now sleeping in "Sofa City"<br />
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.</li>
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]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678201</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678201</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to 100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>robocop-37224</strong> — <em>9 years ago(November 17, 2016 11:33 AM)</em></p>
<ol start="84">
<li>rizchecks not Ricechecks<br />
83)quiche is something you eat not spell<br />
82)just because you wear a red sweater,tan pants, and red shoes doesn't make you retarded</li>
<li>Sammy Baker Davis Jr has perky breast</li>
<li>and Grandpa Fred needs a magnifying glass to see them</li>
<li>Cliff's knocking down of the beer can tower was a smooth move</li>
<li>the Donger has a girlfriend, and he's only been there for 5 hours</li>
<li>Samantha has lived there her whole life and she has no one</li>
<li>Mike's a dork</li>
<li>Farmer Ted never bagged a babe</li>
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]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678200</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678200</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to 100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Samsha512</strong> — <em>9 years ago(November 17, 2016 10:53 AM)</em></p>
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<li>Randy's brother paid a buck to see Sam's underwear</li>
<li>Grandpa Howard has a hernia, not a hyena</li>
<li>Jake's dad is 6'4</li>
<li>Caroline is on the pill</li>
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]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678199</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1678199</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to 100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:56:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>robocop-37224</strong> — <em>9 years ago(November 14, 2016 01:45 PM)</em></p>
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<li>Samantha wants a "Black" Trans am and a "Pink" guy. Not the other way around.</li>
<li>Jake thinks it's "kinda cool" the way that she(Samantha Baker) always stares at him</li>
<li>Sam thinks farmer Ted is a total fag</li>
<li>there's a weird looking Chinese guy up in Mikes room</li>
<li>she prefers her grandparents to call her Samantha, not Sam</li>
<li>both sets of grandparents forgot her birthday</li>
<li>she was felt up by her grandmother</li>
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