"I'm not talking Robitusson or No Doz. I'm talking the hard stuff. And a lot of it."
"I wondered what I was doing in Utah this morning."
"Don't talk to me like that assface. I don't work for you yet."
"Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick."
Human BeingsWow

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"I almost bought this place until I found out Hopalong Cassidy killed himself here. Bow and Arrow, it was quite a mess"
"I'll take the Beatles White Album, a glass of Hot Fat and the head of Alfredo Garcia."
"Don't talk to me like that, A**face, I don't work for you, yet."
"Why don't you two go down to the gym and pump each other"

"You don't have any children?"
"No elephant books"
2.
When he's talking about the "Ballbearings" to the airplane mechanics and then burns his arm on whatever it is, and says in pain:
"Heyyyyy" pronounced "Hiiiiiiiiiiay"

"Fletch your not recording this are you?"
"No, never, never "

"I think I'm going to try out for the Lakers"

Sammy, your not gonna sing for us are you, haha cracks me up.

I am surpried no one has mentioned when he stands up and some kind of a convention with Fred Dorfman, and the cops are after him, I forgot the exact lines but they were the funniest and funniest scene in the whole movie, I think it was " Fred The Dorf Dorfman", "Many Of you know something about sympillis, and "no drooling anymore his nose is back to shape.

Fat Sam: I got some reds
Fletch: You don't mean communists, do you, Sam?
Karlin: What's your name?
Fletch: Fletch
Karlin: What's your full name?
Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch
Karlin: And what do you do for a living, Mr.Fletch?
Fletch: I'm a shepherd
at the Fred Dorfman ceremony
Fletch: ..and hats off to Marge, his wife, because that whole experience there, the two or three weeks she stayed at Trembling Hills has paid off, no more alcohol or sedatives in her life.

Favorite Lines:
You'll like Cheif Karlin.
-Yeah I heard he's real mellow since he came out of the closet.
You got a gun creep?
-Shammo's got one, borrow his.
Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.
Sugar Mr. Poon?
NOnever, never.
Now you know that and I know that, but someone is bucking for a promotion somewhere, probably that petterass Hanaran, I don't know..

Ok, sorry this is one of my favorite movies:
Well, there we're in kind of a gray area.
How gray?
Charcoal?
It's all ball-bearings now-a-days! Haaa!

Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this Fletch?
Fletch: I like to be men, I like to be man-handled .. I like you
What has two thumbs and desn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. Pleased to meet you

Hahaha, yeah, that's a good one!
And when Larry gives her boss the finger, that's great as well!

Love your body, Larry.
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alans mom to fletch" do you want to see pictures of the reception" fletch says "no thanks i'm trying to quit" LOL

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What kind of a name is Poon?
Comanche Indian.
No, no make that Quaker State.
Melanoma, Carcenoma, some kind of a 'noma.

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Fletch: "I saved his life in the war."
Gail: "You were in the war?"
Fletch: "No, he was I got him out."

Oh, can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

If you're going to quote a film, at least get it right:
"They IS left" The "is" works great since it's Spanglish.
"urinalysis"

"Have you ever seen a spleen that large?"
"No, not sincebreakfast."
"Are you a cop?!"
"Far as you know!"
"Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?!"
"Why, did you steal the car?!"
"I sure did!"
"Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore! There've been a lot of changes in the law!"
"I empathize with your plight, Fletch. However, you threw her out."
"She was sleeping with everybody."
"You should've proved that in a court of law."
"My lawyer was a bum."
[Chuckles] "I agree."
"I think she slept with him, too."
"You may be right."
And, I can't believe no one mentioned:
"Have fun. Don't bend over for the soap."
The Falcon flies

"Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine."
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"better just get two portions of that"