I actually laughed the most at the black actor who is going to introduce someone who is going to hold a speech, and fletch cuts in and starts improvising. The face of that coloured guy is priceless, he's totally surprised. Like "where the hell did that guy come from?!?" Great subtle acting.
well since you're naked you might as well f___ a friend of mine. Paul come in here!

the procto exam by far, especially the Babar line
"isn't there a children's book about an elephant called Babar?
" i don't have any"
"Children"?
"Elephant books"
"You speak treason!"
"Fluently"

Personally, I think the Fred Dorfman dinner is the funniest
".Fred wasn't ashamed to admit to me that he had syphilis, and where he got it, how he got it. And look at him now Fred you look just great! The nose and face is back to normal.no more drooling. and hats off to Marge, his wife Six long weeks at Trembling Hills, no more alcohol or sedatives in her life."

wait a minute, alote of you guys are mentioning scenes from "fletch lives" it seems, i mix it up like that sometime too. i don't confuse these togheter anymore though, becouse this has been airing constantly on showtime, and i check it out everytime. i can't get enough of this. it's so funny from start to end, i must like it alote better now than when i was a kid. then the sequal aired too, i didn't expect much of that, and found that just as hilarious or more. (as for that first time anyway, maybe couse i wasn't used to the jokes.) i mean, i had seen the sequal before, but years ago.
funniest scene.. well, as i said, from start to end, one scene i like for some reason is where he goes inside the house and the angry man gaurding the house shows up.
you're causing a snow storm,
in my soul,
in the winterland came that hot broad,
in order for this storm to cause,
seems like she's around, around the clock,
and made this happen around the heart,
snow storm, with sun shine also,
pile of love on the sides,
plowed around you added salt and also spice,
the engine of the tractor,
you switched the key and made my heart go on,
in my soul, there was a still cold,
you went on, and caused a snow storm.

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Stanwyk: You do own rubber gloves don't you Mr. Nugent?
Fletch: I lease them, with an option to buy.

"I never discuss business on a lanai(?), if you're wearing rubbers leave them outside."

the intreraction with doctor jellyfinger is classic
isnt ther a childerens book about an elephant named baabar
I dont know I dont have any
children
no books about elephants
hmm
I cant find anything wrong with you
well I am sure that its not for the lack of looking
the car chase is also one of my favorites

"You're not recording this, are you?"
"Nonever."

I couldn't chose a single favorite scene either.
The whole movie is non-stop hilarious.
For the sake of making someone laugh, how about when he was recording on the tape recorder, and there are sex sounds when he hits play!
LMAO!

I like when he goes "I havent properly sterilized my hands" the doctor goes "Your not gunna make this guy any sicker" The sound/facial expression Chevy makes is absolutley priceless!

"Ever seen a spleen that large?"
"No, not - not since breakfast."

Right before he gets roughed up (when they plant the drugs on him), fumbling for his keys, humming/singing:
"Strangers in the night, exchanging clothing
Strangers in my pants"
incredible.

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Doc: It was ashame about Ed
Fletch: He died so suddenly.
Doc: He was dying for years.
Fletch: I know but in the end, when he actually died it was sudden!

Can't remember names here so bear with me:
"He died so suddenly."
"He died of cancer."
"But at the end in the hospital, it was sudden."
"He was in intensive care for 2 weeks."
"But when he actually died, it was so sudden."

2. The proctologist exam - When I had to get my first rectal exam, I was terrified, which was partly due to this move - "you got the fist in there, doc?"
   My first proctologist exam was upon entering the military. The doctor said, "You better get used to the finger exam . . . . . . But not too used to it"

"Fletch, six-five; with afro:six-nine."
Fletch is dope I remember him doing that lay-up on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson after the movie came out

This is a funny scene from Fletch.
Fletch is showing the pictures he has taken to Gail Stanwyk visiting Utah.
"Here is Alan's signature on the file"
"Here is the dog that tried to bite me"
"Here is the hotel I stayed at"
"Here is the dog again"
"Here is my rental card"
"Here is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir"
I always laugh at that scene.

Fletch: Aren't you gonna' read me my rights?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.
Fletch: I'll waive my rights.

Name?
Fletch, F. Fletch.
And what do you do for a living Mr Fletch??
I'm a shepherd.
Why are you doing this Mr Fletch???
I like men. I like to be man handled. I like you. wink

Also the sound and the face he makes when he accidentally puts his arm on the piping-hot chrome peice of the plane is priceless.