I laughed way too hard when Pee-wee tries on the x-ray specs, looks at the woman in the store, and then gives her a wink. And when he waved to the chimp at the front of the store both times.

The way his eyes light up when he notices the roll of Scotch tape in the bathroom right before he tears off strips of it and tapes up his face.

"Everybody I know has got a big but. Come on, Simone. Tell me about your big but."

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One of the funniest visual scenes is once PW makes due with the bikers, they let him ride off with one of their vests and bike. Then PW kicks start it and the bikers jump up in joy (that was funny too) and while the camera stays watching PW drive off, he eventually rides into a sign. And it's more funny watching PW tumble. There's a clip of it on youtube here -
I hate it when Im singing along to a song, and the artist gets the words wrong.

JAMES BROLIN - The casting of him as PW was a stroke of brilliance! Cracks me up just looking at him.
Exactly my thoughts as well. Him and Morgan Fairchild as Dottie. And of course, Brolin repeating Pee-Wee's phrase, "I'm a loner. A rebel!"

At the very end, when Pee Wee had his cameo ad the desk guy/concierge in the big Hollywood production He is cheesing at the camera, looking directly into the lens pretty much the whole time, awkwardly moving around to remain in the shot. Hilarious.
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JAMES BROLIN - The casting of him as PW was a stroke of brilliance! Cracks me up just looking at him.

I just watched this on netflix today for the first time in I don't know how many years, and I couldn't help but laugh at some of the innuendo in this movie that completely went over my head when I saw this as a kid. One example is when Pee Wee and Simone are talking in the dinosaur and PW tells her to follow her dream of moving to Paris and not letting anything stop her. Her response, with her jealous boyfriend listening from outside: "No one's ever put it to me that way." That line and the look on the bf's face made me crack up.

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"I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!!!"

I always like when Pee-wee is in the magic store and after "sampling" the various items he keeps throwing them on the floor instead of putting them back where he got them. lol

That he has this elaborate contraption to make a full breakfast, pancakes, toast, eggs, cereal on top, which he then only takes like two tiny bites of and walks away lol

That whole chase scene makes me laugh.
I think it's the sight of Santa and Godzilla in the sleigh and Godzilla's arm is around Santa's shoulder.
You don't choose the soy sauce, the soy sauce chooses you.

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"Too late! Chip!" (crooked grin) "Uh, it looks like a pen."
Pee Wee nearly losing him mind before jumping in the pool ("Go ahead and scream your head off, we're miles from where anyone can hear you!") Followed by him trying to escape through a locked window.
How exited he got at the magic store after hearing there was a box for Pee-Wee. I'm 46 and if you tell me I got a box in the mail - I'll do the same thing.
Micky talking to himself during the drive, ending with "Heh!"
Francis on his thrown.

• The Mr. T cereal he nibbles, ignoring the rest of that huge breakfast
• The stereotypical BMX kids
• Pee-Wee the Nun- "I'll say, I'm going to start a paper route right now!"
• "I took a knife and I- (sees Pee-Wee's face) You know those 'do not remove under the penalty of law' labels they put on mattresses? Well I cut one off!"
• That huge chain he wrapped around the bike several times.
• "Oh really? Where they hosing him down!?"
• Everything about Large Marge

"Finally, we can start the big meeting Dottie Chuck" - crosses their names off the list.

i'm rolling a big doughnut, and this snake wearing a vest.
the mind plays tricks on you, you play tricks BACK!

When everyone at the Alamo tour is SO INTERESTED and Pee-Wee is rolling his eyes constantly.
"Love means never having to say you're ugly." - the Abominable Dr. Phibes

Love this movieI love when him and Simone are talking about their dreams and she asks him "Do you have any dreams, Pee Wee?" and his response is priceless "I'm rolling a big doughnut and there's this giant snake". I love that line. Also when Pee Wee and Mickey get past the checkpoint dressed in their disguises and when they drive down the highwayMickey is giving Pee Wee (dressed as a woman (sort of)) the slight lust look (he has been in prison)hillarious

I always thought it was funny how Pee-Wee's movie about him is nothing like his adventure, but he doesn't seem to mind at all.
Or, the dramatic camera move when Francis goes, "You'll be sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!"
"Thanks, guys." "So long, partner."

• Toy Story 3 (9/10)

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I like when the kid turns around and takes a photo of Pee-Wee right after he's told "there's no basement in the Alamo!"