"I'm a little black woman, in a big silver box!"

Plenty of good ones listed nobody mentioned that, near the very end you can hear Jon Lovitz's character (off screen) say "Hey, Fred! Take a picture of me next to the dead guy!"
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'Oh look, Alexander's is havin a sale on toaster ovens'

I liked it when she was in the phone booth, refusing to pay the extra quarter, and the very blond young man leered in at her just as the phone began to ring again "Okay, okay, okay, I just, here's, here's, uh here's your quarter. I'm sorry. I didn Who knew there was a phone gestapo, I mean"
Just then, of course, the phone booth begins to be hauled away.

There are so many good lines, but some of my favorites are:
I'm a little black woman, in a big silver box, and on the top of it, it says PHONE HELLLLLLLLP!!!
Yo man! Black Power!
Don't wash the windows! Don't wash the windows! I swear, only in New York, can you be in a g.d. phone booth, and nobody does anything!
Police radio: Be on the lookout for a speeding phone booth moving across the uptown area
At the Consulate: Please, I have a gun in your face; I'm threatenting myself!
(btw, that's the fastest police response I've EVER seen! Only in a movie, right?)

I love this movie. So many funny lines. But my favorite it when she yells at Gary Marshall. "How about I kick you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your effing nostrils!". I quote that line to this day. LOL!
"I eat danger for breakfast"
Willow, BtVS

Why don't you get an office with a desk and a lamp.

"YOU SCARED ME! Jesus, man do the world a favour, get yourself an office with a DESK and a LAMP!"
One of the greatest comedy lines ever spoken.
Larry: Oh? What did he leave out?
Alice: The truth.

Just seeing this movie againwas a fav from the early days of HBO. Such a sweet, funny movie. Kind of a shame Whoopi's gotten weird but I still love the movie. "MickMickSpeak English!" So sweetshe's just meeting Jack for the first time (end of movie)

"What do you think I doing down there giving blow jobs to goldfish?"

The only line I found to be fall down funny was
Terry: "Earl You look like a smart guy Earl, See this face? this is the face of a woman on the edge."
Earl: "I know, my wife's got the same face."

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Among too many to write here, my favourite would have to be:
"Fetch Larry the heavy-set guard! Fetch Larry the heavy-set guard!"
Brilliant movie.

This is one of my all time favourite movies. Bloody hilarious!! XD
There are too many good lines in it for me to recall all my favourites but if I had to choose just one it could possibly be: 'I got diseases!' - 'I got beep that'll make ya d1ck fall off'!
This film made a Whoopi fan for life!

Terri - "There are killers running around the effin city!"
Police Seargent - "How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?"
Terri "How's you like if I kick you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your effin nostrils?"
Terri to Lady Sarah - "You're just going to sit in your pink room in your foo foo pink blanket, with your pink face and your big pink feet and do nothing?"

I love the whole exchange between Terri and her co-workers about the Russian Aerobics lady. I think it was funny at the end, with Terri and Phil Hartman's character
"You should have left it on, it was almost time for 'Leave it too Breshnov'"
"No it's not, it was almost time for 'Gilligan's Goulash'
"All my friends are dead
All my friends are dead"
Turbonegro

Archer Lincoln: Miss Doolittle, do you know what a pawn is?
Terry Doolittle: A type of shrimp.
Archer Lincoln: No. That is a prawn

"What is it with you people? Everytime you see a black woman it has to be a pimp or a john? What you think there's a lot of work down on the pier for hookers? You think I'm giving blowjobs, down there, to goldfish?".
I cracked up when I heard that line. lol

Can't believe no one mentioned 'How would you like it if I kicked you in the nuts so hard that they get lodged in YOUR beep NOSTRILS?'
Also there's 'I got diseases! I got beep that'll make your dick fall off! I- I'm cured! I'm cured! I wanna go have a party with you guys!'
And more memorable because it was one of the few cute scenes of the film, but I also liked, 'Careful, you'll break your glasses.'
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I love the banter when the Russian aerobics lady takes over Terri's screen:
"What a woman!"
"You could crush bowling balls between those thighs!"
"Look at that big nick on her leg!"
"Don't shave with a sickle, baby!"
"I'm getting seriously aroused here!!!"
In another aerobics lady scene:
"Soviet TV uses the same satellite/frequency as this Capitalist Pig Bank!"
"Lenin would have a stroke!"
And of course:
"Every time I turn around I've got this Russian bitch on my monitor!!!!!!"
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OMG I love some of Whoopi's lines in this movie!
She's getting tired, has been up for hours trying to decipher the lyrics of the song. "I was drowned in a blah blah blah blah! Mick Mick Mick!!!!! Speak ENGLISH!!!!" Her slurry voice was what did it for me LOL!
"Not the crotch! Not the crotch!" (the shredder scene)
"Give me my gddamn gown!" (same infamous scene)
Screaming at Garry Marshall: "There's nothing wrong with me you dumb beep Then, "What are you some kind of beep reject from BARNEY MILLER???!!!"
"I got diseases! I got sht that'll make your d*ck fall off!"
Mari
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'I got diseases!' - 'I got beep that'll make ya d1ck fall off'!

"KgbTHE K ************ GB?"
"Can i write kgb on the cake?"
"mr. vanmeter you seem to be moving awfully quicklyare you trying to catch a plane mr vanmeter.mr. vanmeterAHHHHHHHH "
"what is it with you people why is it everytime you see a black woman it has to be a pimp or johnwhat you think there's a lot of work down on the pier's for hookers? what do you think im down there giving Blowjobs to goldfish?"

my favorite quote is actually my signature.lol.
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