LOL. I do the same thing!

How about the first time we see the bible salesman when he's driving w/ that chick:
"One step at a tiiime sweet Jesus.."
The way he does that really cracks me up & when I'm driving w/ someone I like to randomly sing it the way he does.

when the guy is filling the truck's tank up: "There, suck on that!"
Is it wrong to love a wolf?

Hendershot: I don't give a ladybug!
Random trucker: The whole world's gone tits up!
Wanda: I can't get Pete Turkey on this.

"Yo Momma"
Priceless

"Ehh, I think I just loaded my pants."
Funny, funny movie. AC/DC adds to the fun.

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YO MOMMA!
IM RUNNIN THIS MONKEY FARM NOW FRANKENSTEIN! AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE F&$K UR DOIN WITH MY TIME!

"This thang was workin' just fine a few minutes ago, and now I can't get Pete Turkey on it!"-Wanda June, the most underrated character in this movie.
Chris, Newington CT

"Damn, this movie really sucks".
Ohsorrythat was just me.

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After Mr. Hendershot blows up two trucks with a bazooka
Billy: "Where'd you get all that stuff?"
Joey: "Oh, we got all kinds of stuff d"
Hendershot: "Shut up, Joey
Hendershot (Turns to Billy): "Found it in my Christmas stocking, Bubba"

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"Curtis, are you day-id?"

And five years later I agree, this is hands down my favorite quote from the movie. "I got eggs on!" could not have been more hilariously delivered.

"You unbelievable sh..ithead."
"We aint got no 'pair' (power)."

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Mine is easily:
"I got eggs on!"

Yeah, come on guys, we can do better than that.
(Old Man) "The light stayed green!"..(Dumbgu y) "Huh??".(Old man) "You god damn stupid beep Can't you see we got a situation here!"
"I'm gonna tear 'em off, boy!"
"Curteeeeees! Hey, you're not my Curteeees!" (the fact that anyone would marry her is scary)
Coach's phoney grunts and girgles after hit by sodas. Almost looks like he's trying not to laugh.
(kid) "What the hell??" after soda hits coach in the nuts.
"Pull me!! Or by Jesus I'll kill you!"
(Machine) "Humans here. Humans here. Humans here." (Deke) "This is for my dad you loud mouth sonuvabit.ch!"
"Wanda!!! Wanda!!!"
"Adios, mother *******!!!"

"you sir are without a doubt the biggest f@$ckhead's i've ever met in my life"
emilio estevez-
"CURTIS ARE YOU DEAD!!!!"

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