Hendershot was quite funny in his unapologetic sliminess.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

I didn't mind the kid. He seemed resourceful and he wasn't annoying. I can't say that about the rest of the characters.

The red Autocar semi.

• You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything.

For a horror movie kid, Zeke was pretty useful and not annoying.
He asked us, "Be you angels?"
and we said, "NAY, we are but men," ROCK!

LMFAO I am not going to lie I died laughing at that point too I had to keep rewinding it hahahhahahahahaha.

No idea what his name was, but a guy in a green shirt kicks the doors open in the morning after the machine gun blasts the place up, and yells, "What the f - - k is goin' on here!?!?!" and it just made me burst out laughing, so random and unexpected.
You don't choose the soy sauce, the soy sauce chooses you.

Sleezy Bible Salesman should have been a televangelist. This was about the time that Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker's world started to crumble and Jimmy Swaggart was asking for money to keep from dying I think it was and Orel Roberts was just being Orel Roberts!!

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Probably the Bible salesman. Not my favorite character, but definitely the one that is the most interesting in my opinion.
If he hadn't been killed I could see him being in his own spin off movie. He looked like he was very capable of being extremely evil.
Conquer your fear, and I promise you, you will conquer death.

Bubba Hendershot

The head draw bridge engineer. "That's it you god dam stupid @$$hole, can't you see we got a situation here?!"
or
The "yo momma" guy.
Guns don't kill people, the government does.

Mr. Bubba Hendershot.

The vending machine.

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I liked Curtis with his $29.00 wedding suit!