Not gonna happen,
Though Al hated to give in to her sexual appetite that doesnt mean he didnt love her which means he’d whop anyone’s ass that got close to her!
Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

It's a package deal
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I think she was into dick not ass.

Peg should have just went out and gotten her some young ass
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Because like any normal man, you get tired of the same woman, and the more he didnt want it the more she wanted it which is typical of white women when in the beginning they dont want it and the man is doing everything he can do go for it until she gets pregnant and it’s time to pay the piper then she’s enjoyed with cock and children and he’s indebted for his deed for life, and paying a life sentence fine while others are banging younger primer hotties left and right way cheaper and without repercussion’s unless they miss while your stuck in a 9 to 5 with the same rut eternity.
Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

Al Bundy was a reflection of middle-aged American men, enraged from a lifetime of being closeted.
My password is password

Because he holds her personally responsible for how his life turned out. He was supposed to go into pro football but he had sex with Peg and she got pregnant so his dreams were ruined. Plus Peg is annoying and sits on the couch all day watching Oprah and eating bon bons so no wonder why Al is turned off by her.

Or, as Juankeerr would put it, It's a show you can watch and laugh at others misery while pretending it's not about yourself.
Kind of like Filmboards.
Keep on smiling!

The message I’m getting is this is one of the most profound and accurate show about being a middle aged man in America.
Stop.

Would you have become married with Children if you knew it would be like this?
Stop.

he "loves" her but also hates her for what being married with children did to his promising future.sex would only reset the clock and possibly lead to more kids and hence a now doubly killed future

Because they are married…. with children.
After awhile sex becomes less frequent between married couples.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Oh well that works
Stop.

He banged her when he got worked up enough about 23 year old blonde girls. I remember this happening at least twice per season and she loved it!
Keep on smiling!

Yeah but Peg’s gotta be good for routine romping. She’s hot and into it, prob has skills.
Stop.

I personally don't have a problem with incest, as long as it stays within the family.

Maybe he's just not into incest so much or maybe he just doesn't like them that used up.
Keep on smiling!

He was too blind to see that hot daughter of his.

Well he couldn't actually get them but a man has to have a dream doesn't he!
That's kind of the whole point of the show. This man is beaten down by life and his failures, but the one thing that keeps him going is the hope that one day he will be rewarded with 23 year old beautiful bouncing blonde boobs possibly even twin boobs girls to do with as he pleases and his life will finally have some meaning Praise Jesus!
Keep on smiling!

Can't blame him then. Best to get a new fresh chick every 5 years or so.

Because just like any middle aged guy he had an eye for blonde 23 year old bimbos and his wife would get lucky when and only when one caught his attention earlier in the day and he had a few beers after getting off work.
Keep on smiling!

Cuz the gag was that white men are buffoons with small dicks who don't like sex.
False.
Al became oversexed when he saw young attractive women. Lazy, middle aged housewives like Peg are obviously not his type.
Al was confident enough with his penis size to measure it against other men (Al and Griff tried to use a foot measurement device in a dick measuring contest before a costumer walked in the store).

The sex tapers off with couples that live together.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

But Al was always interested in any hot chick walking into his magnificent shoe store.