The playboy mansion scene. Watched it again last night.
Follow your dick hahahahaha.

Inspector Todd's scenes rock. He's a one man comedy act.

'He's right..putz.'

I'm a muslim and thats pork over there, you wanna do business you know where to find me. beep you man. allah akbar!!!
No right angles this things round as a donut. What are you a beep art critic??
Let me think for a minute. Dont think Axel!, it makes my dick itch!!

The vitamins scene was classic.

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Lol!
"Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying." ~Baba Ram Dass

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I'm from the rap coalition of America, do you like rap music?
Yeah, I like rap music!?
Well why ain't you smiling then?
I'm smiling, I'm smiling!
Sing Yo! baby yo! baby yo!
Yo! baby yo! baby yo!
say OWWWWWWWWW!
THUNK
urgh. thunk

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When he steals the house
and
"Yes, my name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Isle of St. Croix"
Rimmer
: "Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart, we just won't be together."

has to be when murphy keeps saying IM GOIN DEEP UNDERCOVER DEEP DEEP UNDERCOVER U CAN SMELL IT!!
His boss says the only thing i can smell is your bulls""t!!!
cracks me up everytime!! haha

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No, it is indeed "ALRIGHT, GODDAMNIT, WHO TRICKED MY ASS?". And that is in fact my favourite line in the movie, too. Well, that and "DON'T THINK, AXEL! MAKES MY DICK ITCH!". Come to think of it, BHCII really only comes to life on the infrequent occasions that Inspector Todd turns up
This man represents the gold standard for angry police captains in movies (with honourable mention going to Frank McRae in 48 HRS., and Steve Kahan in the LETHAL WEAPON series, who is more exasperated than pissed off, I suppose, but whose delivery of the line "ENOUGH WITH THE CAPTAIN beep in LW4 earns him a permanent spot here). Christ, even sitting here now I'm laughing because I can hear him screaming "IS THAT F UCKIN' FOLEY IN HERE?!?!?".

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My two favorite scenes/lines are:
my favorite line: Inspector Todd - "WHO TRICKED MY ASS?!"
@ The playboy mansion when Hef asks them all to leave: "OK, that's it everyone. Party's over. Max fu *ked it up for everybody so let's just go home."

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best scene and funniest was when alex foley meeting up with the guy with the credit card scheme, and the guy brings a friend who was the one that got away in beverly hills cop in the cigerrate scene, murphy says "hes a cop" the funniest bit which made me laugh was " i used to be a muslim, i dont eat pork but i can smell pork a mile away" something on the lines of that, then he proceeds "so beep off, allah akkaba" so dam hilarious

Best scene: Sidney Bernstein's office (That's my wife's car! BITCH!)
The vitamins (I got twin daughters! With pigtails!)
The pool cleaning (You want me to spell it out? There's something floating in the pool!)
Big Al the turtle (I'm just wondering where his dick is at)
Sarge falling in the pool and Billy can't stop laughing at him and his plaid pants
Billy telling off the boss. (Kiss my a$$! Kiss MINE!)

Well, this sucks.

Inspector Todd's scenes are the best.
The Vitamins scene was great, too.

I can't remember which one this scene is from, Im sure its BHC2 but anywa.
The Scene with Billy and the rocket launcher cracks me up everytime.
I can't remember all the dialogue, but It's hilarious the way he's reading the instructions and when he fires it the look on his face is just priceless.
hey Eddie beep you Eddie! Suck my d!ck!! - Eddie Murphy, Raw

Too many lines and scenes:
When he steals the house
The Vitamins
Johnny Wishbone
The scene in Detroit with Frankie and his nephew
Inspector Todd's Office
Playboy Mansion
Sidney Burnstein's office
This is easily the funniest out of the 3. The first movie is a much better movie with a much better script. However, Eddie has mastered Axel's character in this one. He is much more of a con man.

best part ever
don't think axel! it make's my dick itch!
i laugh every time i see it!