Ok, after reading some of these posts, I'm gonna have to rewatch this.
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Yes that was funny all right.

Yeah that is a good line there for Dirty Larry. LOL

I loved when Dirty Larry pulled the gun out and the guy asked him, "How much did it cost?"

"I ain't be got no weapon!"

True about that!

Hands down, the best line in the movie is this: "I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity."
WTF is "gravitivity"????
"You're going to need a bigger boat." - Chief Brody

Yeah that is also good too!

Yes it was funny all right!

The "I Ain't Be Got No Weapon" line was funnest when it was said by the little short guy. I think his name was Bobby.

Do 50 bullets in your ass make your day?

That is another good line there in the movie.

why you gotta pull a knife, I ain't be got no weapon!
"Don't say coke or freebase either, unless you got some"

Yes that is also some pretty funny lines there all right.

Like I have stated many times before "Politically Correctness" has helped but made things worse though.

What I mean is everything you stated.

You are completely correct about that!

Yes you are correct about that.

the jive turkey aint be got no weapon stuff is funny because it's based on blaxploitation era slang
it was dated and not even true to the characters.nobody talked like that but some script writer felt that this was authentic "street dialogue"

No, they don't write lines like that anymore because "jive ass turkey" has been replaced with less hostile terms like "bitch-ass n***a." sarcasm alert
This is a damn funny comedy but it's a satirical work. The jive turkey sh9t was funny because it was so ridiculous and played on stereotypes of Blackness in tv and film.
Who's too P.C.? What is P.C. anyway, being mindful and sensitive to the experience of marginalized, often powerless groups? It's not a matter of being "PC," a term that immediately raises my brow because it's mostly used pejoratively, but one of no one caring enough or having the balls or ovaries to take people to task over the crap on screen today. Since Hollywood Shuffle, I can think of three films that addressed the buffoonery pushed and propagated by the tv/film and music industries: Bamboozled, CB4, and Fear of a Black Hat.
"I ain't be got no weapon!"

"Jive turkey muthaf*@$a!"
Gets me every time. They don't write lines like that anymore. Too PC.
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"Ya know, stick your ass out, bug the eyes."
Bwahaha!
I also love the jive instructor (same guy) in the Black Acting School commercial. "Jive turkey muthaf*@$a!"
Hilarious!

Yeah, that's classic. My wife loves that line and is her favorite. That and "can you be more black?".
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