I'd pick whichever sounded the best. There are some terrible audiobooks, especially with AI where nobody even listens to do quality control.

British or American version.
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I read the paperback. I'd imagine there are lots of audio versions. I'd probably look for a theatrical reading, where they have a different voice for each character.

Who read the audio version.
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I would read it again, or maybe listen to an audio version. It's better than any of the movies.

Was it a one time read only.
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Yes, a long time ago

You read the original book?
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There's a part in the Dracula novel where the good guys find him in his coffin after he's been out gorging himself on blood, and Dracula is all swelled up like a tick…Similar to you or I after a trip to Mickey D's

Maybe they poop when they turn into bats.

If they eat normal food , wouldn't they have to take dumps.
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Lost Boys was a lousy take on the vampire myth, but to be fair, vampires can eat normal human food (even greasy Chinese American garbage), and they might do so for a variety of reasons e.g., in order to appear "normal". They just don't get any nutritional value from such food. Blood is the only food that vampires need to sustain themselves.

Definitely agree with this assessment.
I also think
Lost Boys
is one of the best movies. It was certainly very pivotal and made its mark. I think it will always have quite the following. It stands the test of time. Great casting as well.
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They are real in transylvania.
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AND
vampires aren't real either Benny
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In retrospect, your right. They wanted to show there supernatural abilities by changing Micheal's perception of the food , from rice to maggots.
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I like The Lost Boys too Benny, I just think that particular scene is there for reasons other than vampires eating food
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Seems that true of some vamp movies and the opposite in others.
Still like the Lost Boys alot though.
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I think their sustenance is blood and lifeforce Benny, their 'food'.
But food, and alcohol, as you and I perceive it is merely a prop to them to use for social integration.
In The Lost Boys I think the Chinese food is to show the consumerist aspect of the 1980s with both product and cultural exchanges blending into the norm - but that's just one take on an otherwise fun story
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Yeah, that's their only means of substance. I don't think I've seen another Vampire movie or book where they eat food. I could be wrong.
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Blood is food
That black pudding you like, that's just blood sausage
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It looked like that to Michael, but kiefer ate noodles. Even if they were eating maggots, that's still food, they are high in protein.
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It's maggots Benny
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