51. 1 2 3 4 5 is the combination idiots use on their luggage.
52. 1 2 3 4 5 is the combination on President Scroob's luggage (coincidence, I think not)
53. Pizza the Hut is delicious
54. I'm surrounded by ace wholes
55. The Spaceballs haven't quite got that beaming thing perfected.

40. It's hard to tell if a princess is Druish.
41. We lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps.
42. And that's not all the radar technician lost.
43. Only Lone Star would DARE give him the raspberry.
44. When Spaceballs show up, there goes your planet.
45. Liquid Schwartz is the best gas additive in the galaxy.
46. Some people need water, droids need oil and princesses need room service.
47. When Dark Helmet is mad, PLEASE cover your groin.
48. You gotta have Mr. Coffee with Mr. Radar.
49. Parasitic aliens can sing and dance pretty well.
50. SALUTE! HAIL PRESIDENT SKROOB!

39. Self destruct- Don't push button unless you really really mean it. (2nd really UNDERLINED)
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

37. I have to change the combination on my luggage.

Kerbal Space Program:
Failure is not an option. It's a requirement!

33. Spaceball One brakes for nobody.
34. There's no need to be beamed to a location if you're only going to the other side of a door.
35. If you have a fortune cookie, open it immediately because it might advise that you are a prince.
36. If you visit Gus' Galaxy Grill diner, do not order the Space Special.

28. We should have giant combs incase we need to literally comb an area.
29. Lasers will travel through a curved metal pipe and go back to who shot them.
30. When capturing the heroes, be sure you don't have their stunt doubles.
31. The climactic fight scene isn't the Wide World of Sports.
32. The Vulcan nerve pinch is lower, where the shoulder meets the neck.
    Psalm 141:3
    Just call me Tyg.

27. If someone is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, it means absolutely nothing.

3. When going at Ludicrous speed, either buckle up or
4. buckle
   this
   !
5. Don't invent an emergency stop button that you can't use.
6. Colonel Sandurz is NOT chicken.
7. Princess Vespa's plastic surgeon needs better security for his/her medical files.
8. President Skroob needs Secret Service workers.
9. The real reason that King Roland didn't pay Lone Star all the reward money is because he didn't save the car.
10. An Azzole may be a Spaceball, but a Spaceball is not necessarily an Azzole.
11. Who needs a loudspeaker when you have Michael Winslow?
12. Since Yogurt didn't have Spaceballs the Bed Sheet in his store, Skroob must have had it special-ordered.
13. Trees that were uprooted by the removal of air can be replanted perfectly, roots and all.
14. An elegant, regal marriage ceremony may simply consist of: "Do you? Do you? Good, you're married, kiss 'er!"
    THE RAP CRITIC:
    http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/rap-critic

12. No one will tell the President his ass is big.
13. Don't give the salute when standing at a urinal.
14. Shooting at the Princess' hair will result in dire consequences.
15. Flipping the switch from "suck" to "blow" will save the planet.