Phase One: Steal Underpants!
Phase Two: umm. err.
Phase Three: PROFIT!!!
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Klingon proverb

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yes, but 1st he has to understand the num lock key.
Season's Greetings!

i'm not sure bud can count past 3.
He was an "account executive". They have to be able to use all the keys from "0" through "9".
You got your mind right, Luke?

i'm not sure bud can count past 3.
Season's Greetings!

Well, he skipped "some" of the details but I like what I heard so far.

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11. We'll land just outside of all the major airports thus eliminating airport fees. Come on guys, we're going after the majors

I thought the point about improving the software to automatically optimize pricing was pretty good actually.

12. we'll offer free tacos on all flights originating out of mexico city! come on guys, we're going after the majors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. we're teaming up with malaysia airlines! they may lose their planes, but with us? they will find their groove! now we're really going after the majors!

9. We expand to West Africa! You don't charge a guy with ebola $79 if he's willing to pay $379. Come on people! We're going after the majors!

8: if alec baldwin gets sassy, you throw him off our planes!
I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

Don't forget about having only hot airline hostesses! And make sure Alec Baldwin isn't flying with us!

6. all planes are going to have functional landing gears, if we're going after the majors folks, we're gunna have to be able to land safely! each and every time!
7. our pilots will bathe within 24 hours of each flight. no one likes a stinky captain people!
   I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

lol- How could he forget about that? "We're going after the majors folks"

5. bigger bags of peanuts! and the good honey roasted ones! we're going after number one people!
   I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

I have always thought the same thing. This was a 'plan"? It sounded like common sense & not even very common.
Increase advertising? What, with those 20% pay cuts? Expand terminals & routes? And computerize? Any first year college student (or less) could have come up with this crap.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Maybe that speech is when Gekko decided to gut the company. "Why do you have to break up this company?" "Because it's breakable! When I heard your pitch on competing with the majors I changed my mind!"

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he shoots the 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!airball.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.

I thought Bud's "three point plan" was brilliant! My company is not doing well financially so although I am a lowly employee, I am going to take a "three point plan" to the Board of Directors. I'm sure they will be duly impressed with the "three point plan"
I will report back once they have appointed me President
Best solution for a troll post - just ignore!

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