too many good lines in this movie! Me and my friend say TRICKS! and NO TRICKS! all the time. We also say BE NICE a lot.
Was the school Swiss?

Buck: Don't worry, I wrote the license plate down.
Wendy: You wrote down the license plate of
our
car?
Buck: Yes
Wendy: [sighs and smiles] Is it possible for you to be any dumber?
Buck: I don't see how.
It's done so seriously!
Goblin Cannonball: I hit something! Yes?!? No?!?

Nikki: "Doom doom, mmph-mmph Doom doom, mmph-mmph"
(
haha
)
Louden: "My name is NOT Clear and I'm perfectly perfectly fine. SEE? I'm a lawyer, SEE? And I know my rights. I'm going to
HARLEM!
"
Cabbie: "I'm not supposed to pick up anyone without their clothes on. Company policy." (
Catches Louden in the back seat spinning around like a dog and breathing erratically
) "Damn good policy, too."
Nikki: "I've been away a few years."
Snotty Jeweler: "Boarding School."
Nikki: "Yeah, boarding school."
Snotty Jeweler: "Was the school Swiss?"
Nikki: "Yeah. one of the Swissest."
All the other quotes mentioned are great too.

After Nikki and Louden have been pretending that Nikki is Louden's fiance Wendy, and Wendy really turns up, and Louden shouts " wait a minute, who is this woman ? She's not my fiance ! " , about Nikki lol !.

At the interview process for Louden and Wendy's new apartment Nikki is pretending to be Wendy who has been kidnapped
Nikki: Uhh..knock knock
(Louden groans)
Nikki: .KNOCK. KNOCK.
Interviewer: Who's there?
Nikki: Boo.
Interviewer: Boo who?
Nikki: Haha! don't cry we'll take the apartment!

I love all the lines and stuff that you guys have said but by favorite is when Nikki has just gotten out of jail and is skipping happily and when Louden talks to her she turns around grumpily and says Hello. Her voice and the look on her face is absolutely priceless!!!!!

When the car gets stolen and they need a cab
Nikki: "AHHHHHHHH!" (directed at alarmed businessman)
Nikki: "Thanks!"
And I love the laugh she does throughout the movie, makes me smile.

when louden yells
I AM NOT LOUDEN CLEAR!
(Loud and clear) lol!

I might be saying this wrong, but I like the scene that takes place at the mall and her and Louden are at a place that sells tapes.
"Meet me out front, I am going to ditch this guy"
She slips a tape in this dudes pocket and he leaves with a silly grin.
He sets off the alarm as he walks out and a big security guard snatches him up by his collar.
Nikki:" Good work pal, lock him up and throw away the key!"
Security guy: "Thanks mam"

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Not really a line, but I love the scene where they go to the crazy guy's apartment to get a gun and Nikki picks up a toy dog and barks at it. I use to think that was so cute, and I would rewind it and play it over and over.
I knowI have issues
No good deed goes unpunished

Nikki Finn: [pointing at wall with "dead end sign" into which she has just crashed a car] I'm sorry officer but my husband, see, he's having a heart attack and I had to rush him to the hospital and I must not have been paying attention because I took a wrong turn and is this the way?
F#%k me gently with a chainsaw

when nikki is getting all of her items back from the court person.
DONOVAN: All your worldly posessions
NIKKI: Don't knock it Donovan, you can't get this shade of red anymore.
the phrase "Don't knock it Donovan." is a common figure of speech in eastern Iowa, especially when my friends and I discovered whereit came from.
from,
Rob Heathers.
"Ninja kick the damn rabbit!"

Louden: "We did one of your things. We killed the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of my things!"

There was more than one cabbie.
Cabbie:Hey, this is where Wendy Worthington lives!
Louden:You know Wendy?
Cabbie:I had her in me cab once!
Great stuff this was.

When Louden is in the hospital and they ask Nikki what his name is and she says Louden and then the nurse asks what his last name is and she says clear.
I know that's corny, but that louden clear thing is funny to me.

Nikki (to Louden who is on cell phone) - "Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to at a time like this? I am Nikki Finn, I will know vengenceI WILL NOT BE DENIED! (fires rounds from a hand gun into the sky as they speed away)

Nikki (speaking to the the nurse):
Well he hasn't exactly been Valentino in the sack lately, if that's what you mean!
LMAO!
Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/aunt_floss_vids/ - I'm getting rid of a bunch of posters from this movie.

Not a line but how about when Louden wakes up in the hospital room and he's trying to get out but he can't get the door open and he's going crazy and then the nurse comes over and just pushes it. And then he runs outside screaming "TAXI!" when there's one right there.
And for some reason the dock worker's answer to what Murray eats always cracks me up.

damn right! it's tied on my list of best movies ever!
who's hat girl vs. 200 cigarettes
in a battle to the death
"Ninja kick the damn rabbit!"

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This thread is so funny! what a classic 80's movie!

Nikki: {Referring to the cougar}Look he likes McNuggets!
At the beginning when they escape to the alley
Louden: I can Fence
Nikki: You have handled stolen goods??
Well something like that!!!