Ken:
"The C"
"The C"
"The C"
And then Archie tells him to sing it.
Palin and Cleese performed that scene so brilliantly.
"Puss rules!"
"It's Pus"

• Hanging Archie out the window by his feet (actually Cleese's dialogue makes this scene)
• Otto flirting with Ken
• Wanda pointing out just how much of an idiot Otto is ("The London Underground is not a political movement!")
• Otto "preventing" a break-in by beating up Archie
  The last one is probably my favorite scene in the whole movie.
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K-k-ken with two chips up his nose and an apple in his mouth

I have to return some videotapes

oh look at his ass
hes miiiiine hes alllllll mine

Only scenes I've smiled at a bit were Kevin Kline's. His character was a complete lunatic and made the whole movie bearable.

I own you.
https://goo.gl/0avZjB

I love how Otto did jump in when Archie and Wanda were on the bed and Archie is talking about Otto to her and Otto pops up saying, "Don't call me stupid!" and they scream like crazy.