Dunno man, my existence or a decent shag from a bird up for it…
…hard to call.
But running my own father over to make sure he hooks up with her - not a difficult decision in the least
Ding Dong
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Lea Thompson was ridiculously cute!
Had she been my mother, well… well let's not go there but suffice to say that… she was a… a dreamboat!
Hey, it's a kind of magic!

It's right up there with shagging you mother isn't it?
Ding Dong
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Would you like a glass of mud with that sir? Maybe some baby pee on your pants for dessert?
Hey, it's a kind of magic!

Extra pellets in my rabbit please!
Ding Dong
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You ain't Seamus McFly! You look like him though… 'Specially with that dawg ugly hat!
Hey, it's a kind of magic!