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bilgeboybob — 18 years ago(April 19, 2007 03:27 PM)

Many people's favourite song in EGAE, certainly my favourite
Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy:
"So what?"
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Um, okay. what was it, okay, um,
don't tell me, oh yeah, okay
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as
this month's Miss August is like a compliment
I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm
a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal
is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L- I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-B-
Svetlana sucks lemons across from me

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Its not really meant to be taken seriously. Its cute ❤
Although yeah, if the song was 'I'm a Mexican', i could see people thinking otherwise.

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It's amazing that our PC sensibilities are not offended by blonde jokes or these lyrics. I suppose it's because people feel blondes are so privileged to begin with that they can't be hurt by it all. Just imagine if certain other words were substituted for blonde in this song.

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love it ❤

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I thought she looked a little bit like Juliette Lewis. I came on here trying to figure out if it was her, but there's no credit.

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Who plays the Dream Dogs vendor? No cast credit is given for that character. She looks like Michelle Forbes who played Bejoran Ro Laren on Star Trek Next Generation toward the end of that series. She also looks like (and this gives my TV habits away) Roxann Dawson who played Belana Torres on Star Trek Voyager.
Anyone got some good information?
And I thought she said she couldn't spell VW.

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I love the song in the disco.
"I like'em stupid"
and so forth.
Any one got those lyrics?
caydj

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Before I watched it with the closed-captioning on, I always thought she said "I can't spell '
B
W,'" thereby proving that she can't spell "BMW."

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Give the artist and composer, Julie Brown, the credit she deserves. She was fab doing that Madonna parody in a blonde wig!
Dejael

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Doesn't this song fit Paris Hilton to a T? I realize the movie was made years before anyone had heard of her, but it describes her so well.

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That scene is my favorite part of the movie.
www.myspace.com/muscle_queen
I'm the football team waterboy. My nickname is H 2 Ho.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1747898https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1747898Fri, 01 May 2026 02:33:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde Lyrics on Fri, 01 May 2026 02:33:35 GMT]]>Rand-o — 17 years ago(May 29, 2008 06:17 AM)

Julie Brown was the coolestand one of the funniest.
Call the manager! Call the President! Call the FIRE DEPT!

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This song was brilliant and one of the highlights of the movie, maybe my favorite scene in the movie.

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Funny bit!
BTW: She spells it B-L-A-N-D
-R.

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This has got to be the silliest song around - ever!!!
yasmin
never let go
in memory of Charles Rocket
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