"Nice catch Hayes. Don't ever beep do it again!"

"Bats, they are sick, they cannot hit curveball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. But curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come. Take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, and rum. He will come".

"Just get it over the plate, I want him to swing."
"The last time I did that, the guy hit a ball that hasn't even landed yet."

"This guy leads the league in every offensive category including nosehair."

"We're all out of clean towels and I'm too old to go diving into lockers."
"I can take it if you can."

"Up your butt, Jobu"
"Hey, Bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"

(Phone rings)
Lou: Tire World
Charlie Donovan:Hey Lou. How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
Lou: OhhhhhI dunno
Charlie Donovan: What do you mean you don't know? This is a chance to manage in the big leagues!
Lou: Let me think it over will ya Charlie, I got a guy on the other line about some white walls.
Lol!

How are they laying off pitches that close?

the line when he says wild thing set an american league record for wild pitches in an inning and then says congratulations

Don't remember if this was in an original cut of the film or just was in a trailer but it's from a diner conversation between Jake and Ricky following an early game after Haywood knocks one out of sight:
Jake: That hit wouldn't have been out of most parks.
Ricky: Yeah, name one.
Jake: Yellowstone.
Not sure why or when it was cut from prints of the film, but I've never forgotten it.

"Uh-oh, I don't think this one has the distance."

Pretty much for me it's anything Bob Uecker (Harry Doyle) says
"For the Indians, let see One run on one hit, that's all we got? One Goddamn hit?!"
"You can't say "goddamn" on the air"
"Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway"
"You can close the book on Kelter (thank God!)"
"Post-game show is brought to you by..Christ, I can't find it, to hell with it!"

"Up your butt, Jobu."

"Is very bad to steal Jobu's rumis verrry bad."

I don't know. I got a guy on the other line about a set of white walls.
Ball 4. Ball 8. Ball 12. The patience these guys have to lay off those pitches.
We've got uniforms and everything, it's really great.

"Jesus Christ Cerano!"
"Have to wake up bats!"
and
"Hats for bats"
"Well she turned me in to a newt! I got better."

Up your butt, Jobu!

this isn't the california penal league, vaughn, we're professionals here!
today's special: shrimp ceviche!

My favorites
"Look At This beep Guy!"
"This Guy Here is Dead, Cross Him Off Then!"
"Christ I Can't Find It, The Hell With It?

"COME ON Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this " ole' " bullsh*t!"

"Look at this F*&^ing guy"
"Well, you might run like Hayes, but you hit like sh!t."
"They tell us you're a pitcheryou're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleaves, at this level, son."
"Vaughn, as juvenile delinquent in the off-season"
"Juuuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed."
That's my top five, but too many in the movie to mention them all!

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"Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I'm not about to take his beep
"Shut up Dorn."
LMAO
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Look Dorn if you want to be an interior decorator now thats none of my business but some of us still need this team.

"We shoulda got a live chicken."

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
i think this one line inspired the Ricky Bobby character.

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