You can find gay subtext in any movie, if you search hard enough and extrapolate liberally.with that said, this movie was kinda gay, but it was the cheeziness that offended my sensibilities more.
Whose idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

I want a recut trailer of Tango % Cash.

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Also, let's not forget that the very first time Tango meets Cash he makes direct contact with his junk! They bump into each other during the set up and pull their guns; scene ends with Tango jamming his gun into Cash's crotch.

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Don't forget the 'marriage is death'-comment, and the 'I prefer blondes', when the man says 'fck you'.
I mean, it doesn't even make any sense - when someone tells you to fck yourself, it isn't an invitation for coitus with HIM/HER, it's an order to MASTURBATE, meaning, do it by yourself.
So how the heck would that even make any sense? I thought it sounded very 'off' that Stallone responded 'I prefer blondes' (or something along those lines, with a movie this bad, I am not going to check).
But little did I know how MANY such 'off'-sounding comments this movie would puke out. If this movie isn't gay, then Top Gun isn't gay, and Nightmare on Elm Street II isn't gay, either.

Main baddy (Palance) has a thing for gerbals.

@GoodfellasFAN
the 2 different times in the movie where one of the characters asks a man "are you proposing", the 2 hands holding together right before the credits start.
This movie is, in fact, a metaphor for same-sex marriage.
Believe it
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Lonestar"s Winnebaggo: You may be right!!!That doesn't mean Tango and Cash isn't gay, it's a gay action movie.

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