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Abacore35 — 18 years ago(July 31, 2007 10:19 PM)

I think the greatest line in UHF is:
"People like that should be put to sleep" - R.J Fletcher
Simpsons Movie 2/5 in Hateville? Bleehh! 5/5!

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Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from… the FIRE HOOOOOSE!

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SUPPLIES!

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"Sex with furniture, what do you think?"

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My favourite scene was the blind guy trying to solve the Rubik's cube.
"Is this it?"
"No."
"Is this it?"
"No."
"Is this it?"
"No."

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"On the next Town Talk: Nazi lesbian hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs!" chair bashes head

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"What do you think RJ Fletcher Sr. would say if he were alive today?"
"Help! Help! Let me out of this box - I can't breathe in here! Help!"

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My favorite part really isn't a line per se, it's the part where they're watching Raul's Animal Kingdom with that super confused look and they're like "Where'd you find this guy?", "Me? I thought you hired him". It's just the idea that this guy is on their channel and no one knows where he came from or how he got on the air.
Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

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Whenever someone makes a joke that's not really funny, I usually do the fake laugh of Fletcher's son/staff.

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Do you call this a # 2 pencil?
But Dad
SHUT UP!!!
Jesus would support Universal Health Care

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After 15 years they just toss me out like an old bag of mouldy tangerines.

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Change? Ya got change Mister?
~ George gives him coins.
~ The homeless man counts and gives George back one dollar bill.

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"Aww, did I do that? Oopsie!"

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"I'd like a steak, medium rare."
Conquer your fear, and I promise you, you will conquer death.

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Supplies!
Mirror inspector is a job I could really see myself doing.

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LOL Yeah that is hilarious all right!
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These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
-Spaceballs

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Come on people one of the first lines in the move
"Hey (the mustard squeez kills) we never should've fired George Newman, cuz he's got imagination."
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.

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"Red Snapper, very tasty"

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all of a sudden you started screaming aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh Do you think your brain would blow up?

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