Crazy Ernie's scene is VERRRRY underrated
!!!
"Legal custodians! Get it?"

Howdy Friends, it's crazy Ernie from Crazy Ernies Used Car Emporium. It's a giant supermarket of cars. I've got so many cars, people come up to me and say 'Hey! Crazy Ernie, where'd you get all those cars?' Lookie here, I've got red cars, I've got green cars, I've got enough cars to choke a CAMEL. Tell you what, friends. If nobody comes down here and buys a car from me in the next 10 minutesI'M GONNA CLUB THIS BABY SEAL!!! That's right, I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal, and you know I'll do it because I'm craaaaazzzy Ernie.
That and the whole Rambo scenario.friggin hilarious!!!

Some of the best moments are the most subtle moments.

• When the arm comes out of the wall, faintly in the background you can hear Kuni sreaming angrily.
• R.J. Fletcher: "What would R.J. Sr. say if he were alive today?"
  Richard: "Help! Let me out of this box! I can't breathe! Help!"
• The Bum asking for change and giving George a dollar bill.
• George's answering machine message to Teri.
• Stanley get caught in R.J. office, and the lead thug says "Don't even think about it. Don't even breathe." Stanley ever-so-slightly holds his breath.
• Stanley: "What's the wrong, George?"
  George: "You don't wanna know."
  Stanely: "Then why'd I ask?"
• Bob: "Do you mind!?"
  Stanley: "No, I don't mind. Go, go right ahead. Dodo you mind, George?"
• Sy Greenblum: "Hello, my name is Sy Greenblum: President of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so muchI bought the company." [Notice his face when he says "bought". Priceless.]
• Blind Guy: "Is this it?"
  Bum: "Nope!"
  Blind Guy: "Is this it?"
  Bum: "Nope!"
• The Rambo parody, Stanley is locked in a cage with a fence latch. He could have flipped it up whenever he wanted. Silly Stanley.

Nobody has mentioned Anthony Geary, I love his part!
"Today we will make plutonium out of common household items."

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"Ya got change mister?"
Then he hands George a dollar bill.
Cracks me up.

"Supplies!"
I'd seen the movie about a dozen times before I finally got that joke. UHF - the movie that keeps on giving.

Although it isn't THE funniest part, I couldn't help but giggle when Stanley shot the head thug with staples and the stuck to his face. The funny part of this was when the thug was threatening Weird Al's life, and all Al does is randomly reach out and pull a staple off his face! Ha ha!
All of the Raul scenes are just brilliant.
Spatula City
Conan the Librarian
The funniest part is where Al's talking with all of the sadistic people, like the KKK man and the crazed chainsaw killer. There are all of these phcycos and then there's the random little girl with the creepy smile that never goes away! Classic!

"HE GETS TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!" at which point the kid is knocked 20 feet back into a wall or somethinglol classic
+Charos+
"God's away on business"
-Tom Waits

Cause you know? Life is like a mop. And sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things, and you gotta clean it out. You got to stick in here and rinse it off and start all over. And sometimes you need to get down on your knees with a toothbrush and really scrub cause you gotta get it off! you gotta get it off! And if that doesn't work, you gotta stand up, run to your nearest window and yell
HEY!! THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY LONGER!
"My, where did you get that lovely spatula?"

"Lesbian-nazi-hookers kidnapped by space aliens and forced on weight-loss programs on the next Town Talk"

the Whole Uncle Nutsey sequence, and town talk as well.
"ROADMAPS!"
"STUPID! You're so STUPID!"
"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
i never even caught the Supplies gag when i was watching it, but now that's one of my favorites.

It's hard for me to say which one is my favorite, since there are so many funny/silly moments But, I will have to go with the guy with the tablesaw That just makes me crack up every time.
"Would you look at that?! Just call me Mr. Butterfingers. Is my face red?"
Been making movies since 1997.

So many good parts, but here are 2 of my favs:
R.J. Fletcher: If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe, if you didn't drool all over yourself first!
Stanley Spadowski: Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

Having UHF finally released on DVD!!!

This is one of my favorite comedies and it's so hard to pick just oen part because the whole movie is hilarious but I'd have to say anything with Stanley were my favorite parts. I am a long time "Weird Al" fan and he was very funny is the movie as well but I think Michael Richards stole the show.
You know the enemy of my enemy is often considered my friend.

• Joxer

hahah my favorite scene is when emo phillips (I think thats his name?) cuts off his finger on the table saw! hahhah pure genius thats what it is. and I love the face that he gives when hes trying to remember the name and then weird al tells him its a table saw! hahahaha
and then "oh well..would you LOOK at that? do you believe this?! is my face red? well call me mr. butterfingers!"
Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.

YOU FOUND THE MARBLE IN THE OATMEAL!!!
And the rest of that scene, in fact.

'ONLY A MOP! ITS MY LIFE!! WE'VE NEVER BEEN APART!!!!'
(whilst shaking George like a ragdoll)

They work for weeks and weeks building these intricate tunnles, and they hate it when you do this. (grabs ant farm and shakes it) ooh look! there really mad now!
And the whole teaching poodles how to fly, you know because sometimes it takes them a little longer to learn how to do it right.

One of my favorite moments comes from RJ Fletcher.
He's in his office talking with his cronies when this dude with a crazy looking cowboy hat and a moustache walks in for a second. I forget what he tells RJ, but it always cracks me up when RJ looks at the dude and says:
RJ
Take that silly thing off!
And then the dude peels off his moustache. Funny as hell.
Of course I love the the fire hose scene; that's still hilarious.
There's a fine line between clever and stupid, really.

I always laugh hysterically whenever I see Al put the chihuahua in the punch bowl! giggles
Then I love "SUPPLIES!!"
Anything with Emo!
All the UHF commercials, especially Conan.
Anything with Raul. "Ah Gigi!" arf arf arf arf THUMP "Awwww man!"
"You get to drink from the FIREHOSE! You ready? Open wide!"
The blind guy and the bum with the Rubick's cube was toooo much!
I just love the whole friggin movie it's sooooo funny. Now with the commentary it's even better!
"A smoking section in a restauraunt is like having a peeing section in a pool"

• Dave Broadfoot

"Shut up you little weasel!" and the whole Spatula City sequence
this is the best movie in the history of mankind

"There gonna throw me out like old moldey tangerines!" lmao