Yes, and how dare us English people drive mini cars, live in huge posh houses in the countryside, have a crazy, posh butler, eat liver mousse, go to boarding school and act like robots, eat another person's lunch at school, lust after American men, describe a road in a lot of detail, then tell people not to take that road like an idiot, when they are asking for directions, tell poems about people and pigs, mistake a funeral for a wedding, cherish playing the "warmer and colder" game, etc.

Well, who was it you think invented the English language? Apart from the English?

Even worse Wikipedia is littered with this English version of English!
Its that man again!!