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And you can take that to the bank

Oh, and one other biggie: the film's name! HARD to kill? He
NEVER GETS KILLED
, so surely, if anything, the accurate title would have to be "
IMPOSSIBLE
TO KILL".
D'oh!!
"It's too late Always has been, always will be
Too late."

The hilariously corny "blood bank" line that's been mentioned a few times already is gonna be many people's fave, but my own favourite is a little line, very easily missed, but so brilliantly stupid it makes me giggle every time I think back to it: the Maori-looking guy with the mullet who basically gets murdered by Seagal in full view of a crowd later on (another pricelessly cretinous scene), in an earlier scene when he's in the van with another baddie, as they're about to follow Mason's partner and his son, says: "Let's go!"
HE WAS THE ONE DRIVING!!! Who was he urging?
Such a beautifully, unintentionally stupid line that it just elegantly and perfectly condenses the entire film in that one moment of hilarious ludicrousness.
Also, the earnest "I love you, Storm!" sounds as gloriously risible as the entire film actually is.
Shame about Kelly LeBrock, this film destroyed any sexiness cred she'd built up with me from the awesome Weird Science, especially her gone-wrong, slightly bouffant, sort-of-fringe Eighties hairstyle seen during the house assault.
"It's too late Always has been, always will be
Too late."

Every scene that ends with Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah!!!

Some of my favorites are already listed. Here's one I'm suprised no one mentioned.
A nice petite white boy like you in a federal penitentiary Let me just put it this way, I don't think you'll be able to remain anal-retentive for very long.

I love the scene when Storm awakens from his seven year coma. The music playing during that scene made the scene very intense and epic.
I also loved the way Storm said "Yeah? Well, come and cut my heart out, okay? Come and cut my heart out!"

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hey becker storm on three
If I hear you talk that puke again i'll lose my shield to put you where you belong
I know what your thinking mines bigger than yours
what are you throwing away dimes now?
in the 1983 scenes check out Axel's tie it has a spider or scorpion on it pretty good clue that he is a very bad cop

My favorite line is the one he etched on the wall in the house on the end.
"Anticipation of death is far worse then death itself"

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"I'm gonna take you to the bank Senator Trentto the blood bank" the way that it was delivered, made it perfect.

Get me the hell outta here
thanks for the massage

the funniest one me and my friends always crack up at is when he goes over to the closet when the guy is hiding in there (i forgot his name) and he pops out wiht a shotgun screams DIE! then shoots the gun. the way he said it is so funny
"I've got two words for youSUCK IT!" - D-generation X

Trent in front of Storm, Storm has shotgun.
Trent: "No, No, NoooOOOOO!!"
BOOM!! (shotgun)
Storm: "I missed. I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought."
WHAM- right in the crotchter.
Lee Vervoort
"I may not make it to the top, but I'll let you know when I get there."

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My favorite line by far is when Mason twists one of the bad guys hands up into that awkward wrist-breaking position and says "I remember you!!!" I think the situation helped to make that line great as well.

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"Oh, I forgot to lock the door!"
Who on earth decided to keep that line in??
Great scene is the pool cue.
"I'm impressed." bad guy thinks he's nails and moves like half a step before being impaled. He seriously thought he'd give Seagal a run for his money and we're waiting for a cool punch up and get this hilarious treat. Classic, up there with Penn from US2 getting absolutely annihalated too, thinking he's well hard!!

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this:
While Storm is still in a coma, Nurse Kelly says "I got a little surprise for you JD.." She walks away and comes back to his bed and says "Would you like a little pussy?" before holding up a kitten. So for about a second, you almost think she's about to nail him
It is a little weird that she looks at his penis and says "Puhleeeze wake up!" A bit too horny for a comatose patient, like she's gonna jump his bones the second he wakes up

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