1. Senator Vernon Trent donation to the Blood Bank is still lacking
2. The real victim of "Hard to Kill" was not the Storm Family or Lt. O'Malley. It is the guy who owned that house Kelly LeBrock was house sitting. Imagine going home from China to see your beautiful Asian Contemporary Home riddled w/ bullets, broken glass & artifacts and dead corrupt cops. Plus the horse he got from his parents is gone. WTF!
3. Taking on a well connected Senator with an Army of Corrupt Cops and Goons is not impossible w/ "Superior Attitude".
4. Death by Necktie can happen and it can make the Corrupt, Good Again.
5. Instead of just blowing the pissed off out for revenge guy away when you're hiding with a sawed off shotgun, always yell the guy's name and easily let him take the gun away from you.
   6)"Thats for my Wife. beep You and Die" is one of the coolest yet awkward one-liners known to man.
6. It took Mason Storm a few days to mourn his dead wife and nail the hot nurse who sexually harassed you while in a coma.
   9)"To be great, you need to learn how to heal. Hurting people is easy" Yet Storm does more hurting than healing.
7. R.I.P. O'Malley!

1. That you can be in a coma for 7 years, come out, and be able to acquire the EXACT same outfit you were wearing when you got shot, and it STILL fits perfectly fine.
2. Your arm won't get blown off when shredded by shotgun from 6ft. away.
3. Hitmen need laser sights on shotguns just to check their accuracy.
4. That instead of picking up your pistol after being shot and continuing firing, yell "mother F'ers!" and engage the enemy in hand to hand combat.
5. When shooting a store clerk, a thug will then put the gun barrel right up under your chin, and start "rough talking" instead of blowing you away immediately.
6. That the foyer of Trent's house is the same one used for the Steel Dragons house in "Rockstar".
7. Nobody can explain to Trent "what's the matter with people?".
8. When you tell Seagal to leave you alone, he'll mindlessly snap your leg by kicking it.
9. Seagal is invincible because he's jacked up coke 1/2 the time.

If you're ducking behind a thin piece of custom-board on a mezzanine hallway, the bad guys will aim two feet above you because shooting right through the board would make too much sense.

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11. Hitmen will kill anyone except their main target.
12. Stabbing a tree with a stick is great practice because trees don't fight back.
13. Geraldo with a nose cast is hilarious.
14. Running up a dirt path like an 80 year old woman with her ankles tied together isn't (surprisingly) counterproductive. Special Olympics here we come!
15. Male cameltoe should be displayed in tight acid washed jeans.
16. "Superior attitude. Superior state of mind." should be a bumper sticker.
17. Grenades will appear in your hand to quickly get rid of several bad guys at once.
18. You see your memories in tunnel vision.
19. Thugs will wait outside of a house with huge amplifiers to hear the occupant repeat, out loud, info they just heard over the phone instead of bugging the occupant's phone to listen in on the conversation.
20. Killing a guy by putting him in a sleeper hold is a good way to bond with your long lost son.
21. It is necessary to check behind screens that you can see through for bad guys that might be hiding.
22. When a shotgun is shoved into your mouth blood will suddenly appear smeared around your mouth like lipstick.
23.This movie is actually a comedy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXx3_ykUpfY&feature=related

Kelly LeBrock is so frickin hot in this movie. Oh the things I would do. Give me 5 minutes.

I learned that if people only knew how sweet steven was..they wouldnt be afraid of him

You are right. This movie is pure crap. Even some of Seagal's newer movies are better than this stinker.
They don't give you the leads, they don't give you the support, they don't give you dick. (Dave Moss)

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all you need to do to see any patient's chart is wear a stethoscope
every nurse, security guard and physical therapist in a hospital know each other by thier first names
only one person in the u.s.a. can figure out that a politcian is crooked
no one gets sick of a politcian using the same catch phrase for seven years
kelly lebrock was hot, once, long ago
even if you leave notes that you are going to kill someone, you still can claim self-defense

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If you grew up in the late 80's you regularly had sex at 11:30 during Johnny Carson's monologue. (well I did at least).
If you want to hide a supposedly dead guy, change his name to something inconspicuous like "John Doe".
If you're a corrupt politician it's ok to talk loudly about your covered-up crimes if it's somewhere safe - like at one of your own rallies next to a large crowd.
If you say "you can take that to the bank" enough times, Steven Seagal WILL remember.
If a sexy woman says "You've got to believe me, you're safe here ok?" it means it's ok to shave off your beard and beep her.
Weight training has more effect if you read some Chinese in between sessions.
If Steven Seagal sits on a hilltop for more than 10 seconds, a hawk call is guaranteed.
Saxophones are unavoidable even in 1990!
If you're Seagal in a jeep about to crash into a low brick wall, magic ramps appear and allow you to heroically jump over.
If Seagal steals your car, it will go unharmed as long as it's a Corvette (time-honored pussy magnet).
If fighting Seagal, "let's see whatcha got" are definitely your final words.
When you KNOW Seagal is after you, it's time to casually shoot some pool with the guys.
And of course "anticipation of death is worse than death itself".
If Steven Seagal starts calling out "Vernon oh Vernon" it's game over man (provided your name is Vernon).
If you, the viewer, didn't mouth the words "I missed I never miss" you're lying!
Great Flick!

"Steven Seagal runs like he is covered in bees."
ROFLMAO! That's one of the most hiliarious things I have ever read!

Steven Seagal runs like he is covered in bees.

Why would someone kick a kid's ass just because he's named Sonny? Surely they would have seen "The Godfather."

1.) 'I thought you'd like a flower' is the GREATEST chat up line EVER and leads to an immediate shag on the floor.
2.) Even though you thought he was dead, haven't seen him for 7 years and he just got shot at, there is NO need to look your son in the eye when you reuniteinstead rub his head and break some dude's neck in front of several eye witnesses.
3.) If you were once a cop revenge killings go unpunished.
4.) Unless it stars Erika Eleniak's breasts ANY Seagal film will be hilariously awful. In a really good way.
5.) Steven Seagal runs like a special olympics entrant.
6.) A 7 year coma is enough time to 'mourn' your murdered wifeso that you can screw the first nurse that takes you to a hillside retreat.
7.) If a random woman saves your life, trust her with the investigation of your murdered family and invite her on holiday after you've slain 12 bad-guys in unarmed combat.
8.) Mason Storm is harder than the bride = 7years, no sword. He CAN wiggle his big toe.
'Thats for my wife. F@CK you and DIE!'

• If you're in a coma for seven years, you can easily wake up and be just as tanned as you were before. Sun penetrates hospital walls, bedsheets, and clothing.
• If you name your kid Sonny, you have to spread your "badass-edness" all over the news so that every person he ever meets won't kick his ass.

You can instantly recover from a seven-year coma in a matter of days.

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If you got a superior attitude and superior state of mind, you can be 100% sure to win.

1. a guy can be in a coma for 7 years and when he wakes up he has a nurse wanting him dude take a shower man

• They clean/bathe him

2. a guy can be in a coma and wake up and get a shave and look like he hadn't aged a bit
   -actually, more or less pretty much
3. a guy can take an hour and 20 minutes to realize who says and you can take that to the bank
   yeah well
4. a guy can get shot in the arm with a shotgun and still have an arm.
   cost lot's of money in 1990 to have a good effect like that
5. a kid can get shot at and all the dudes shooting are horrible shots.
   pretty much
6. Kelly Le Brock is ugly
   I disagree
7. Steven Seagal could make a good movie, one of the few
8. a guy could get down his knees and say come cut my heart out, and the dude is such a bad thug
   I do not understand your point
9. Steven Seagal can kill anyone
   yup lol
10. a guy can have a sawn off shotgun jammed down his mouth and not lose any teeth
    the shotgun knocked all of his teeth out
    You never have trouble parking when you drive a forklift

1. Comatose patients are not shaved, groomed and also don't have any monitoring equipment hooked to them.
   2.If they let his hair and beard grow, did they cut his toenails?
   3.comatose people don't have cathters or anything, they just let it fly.
   4.Although I've studied various martial arts for 20 years, I can't wake up in the am and start doing spinning hook kicks ect. But apparently the comatose can come to and after a day or two start phucking people up.
   5.segal muscle does'nt get atrophied cuz he's THAT badass.
2. He regained all bodily function over night

• When house-sitting for her boss in his isolated palatial mansion, a hot young woman won't even tell her friends about it, to say nothing about inviting them over for a party.
• Any cop who isn't your partner is corrupt. This is such an iron-clad rule that you don't even need to act surprised when you find out that half of the department works for the main bad guy.
• Sometimes broken bones can heal themselves instantly, and leave no trace of injury. This is demonstrated by the guy who gets his wrist broken just before Storm and his wife get shot. He seems to be in a lot of pain, but when they're walking back to the van a minute later, he shows no sign of being hurt. (To quote Lisa Simpson, "Uh, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for.")
• When portraying someone who's just come out of a seven-year coma, the best acting choice is to do a bad Marlon Brando impression (although Seagal wouldn't have the right physique for several more years).

Yeah, like Storm was gonna take time out to graffitti the walls with that schlock. And what? Did he just find a red felt tip pen to do so just laying around? Or did he just use the red lipstick that they used to put the blood around Senator Trents mouth?!