It's a place for coma patients, and Storm has been there 7 years. The nurse isn't monitoring him on a constant basis. The only monitoring she was doing is checking out his foot long schlong under the sheets and probably hoping nobody would notice her humping a coma patient.

I confess to liking this. But my personal favourite stupid moment comes right at the start when Storm calls his boss, which is immediately listened in on by a corrupt cop in the same office. Is that what he spends his day doing? Listening in to the boss's phone calls?