faucetofslfame — 13 years ago(June 06, 2012 05:24 AM)

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30 films -
Bloodsport
Cobra
Commando
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Die Hard 3
Double Impact
Hard Target
Hard To Kill
Kickboxer
Lethal Weapon
Lethal Weapon 2
Lethal Weapon 3
Lethal Weapon 4
Lionheart
Marked For Death
Out For Justice
Predator
First Blood
Rambo II
Rambo III
Robocop
Terminator
Total Recall
Under Siege
A special section for the films
Point Break
Showdown In Little Tokyo
The Last Boyscout
On Deadly Ground
Under Siege 2
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