Yes, although "cheese-wise" it's got nothing on 'The Room'.

The love scene.
" I was passing by and thought you might like a flower" .

"notice how the hitmen always seem to suck in what they do in comparison, save for the beginning "hit"."
And even then. Notice how they can unload and entire shotgun blast into Mason's chest and somehow missed every vital organ allowing him to take revenge years latter. Also, I love how one hitman waited until Mason was done beating up another hitman before shooting at him a second time.Classic!

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1. Mason Storm breaks a guy's ankle and gets off Scott free without any 'excessive force claims' being filed against him, or anyone ever muttering the words "Police brutality."
2. Lines like, " I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank! "
3. LeBrock seducing Mason while he's in a coma.
4. The martial arts training montage!
5. Lines like, "That was for my wife; beep you and die (kick)!"
6. The way Mason pays lip-service to the true nature of aikido ("first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy") in between breaking bones and shooting people in the head.
7. Lines like, "We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind."
8. LeBrock placing a cat on the bed after asking, "Would you like a little pussy?"
9. The flashbacks that pop of occasionally, just in case we forget Mason's motivation.
   So much great cheese in this movie!

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How about Senator Trent with that HOT babe in the jakuzzi telling her to get lost. What a fine piece!!!! Bang that babe before you get killed!

How about Mason Storm seated on a mountain (during the workout montage), looking wistfully into the distance as an eagle cries above him. The man even has nature on his side!
Also, any time that god-awful saxophone kicks in.
Pure queso Steve.
"It's not what you're sayin', it's what you're not sayin'. Insinuendos!"

I love the bit where he attempts to eat rice which already looks silly enough, and then the 'You gave me this beard?' to top it off.
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For me, the worst/best line is, hands down:
"I don't mean to interrupt, but I was just passing by, and thought you might like a flower?"
cue saxophone

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I love when they're escaping the doctor's house, there's this awfully-choreographed moment when Mason is shooting guys downstairs and this thug runs up on his left with this HUGE bowie knife. Mason's left side is completely open, the guy could sink 9 inches of steel in his kidneys or open up his side like a freshly-killed pig, but he puts his right hand on Mason's shoulder and stands there for a few seconds, until Mason can turn around and smack him lol.
"Randal, I come back here, I cut me a steak"

This film is clearly a great film, and yes it does have cheesy moments, what film doesn't?
Everyone is making remarks about seagal cold blooded killing that guy in chinatown, well everyone seems to be forgetting something, not only is this man responsible for storm's best friend's death and his wife's death, but he was chasing sunny(storm's son)and was dangerously gonna catch him and cause harm to him, so I don't consider it a cold blooded killing.
Q.)What can a PC Tech do when He has a challenging problem?
A.)Get angry!

"I'll take you to the bank senator, to the blood bank."
"Would you like a little pussy?"
(Right after an intense shootout getaway) "Aww I forgot to lock the door." (shows a shot of a horse runs out)
I have to return some video tapes

How did they know who to root for? Did they read the script?
Right on Man! LOL!

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The beep horse galloping away after the ranch shootout. ROTFLMAO.

Not a specific scene, but it is pretty hilarious that Seagal only speaks in a whispering tone after he wakes up from the coma. wtf was he thinking? i guess he thought it would make him sound more sincere.

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This movie IS hilariously awful.

When Kelly LeBrock comes to his bedside when he's comatose and asks if he wants a "little pussy?" Then puts a cat on his head!
But just when you're recovering from that block of cheese, she lifts his sheet and admires his aikido staff, saying something like, "You have SO MUCH to live for. Oh, PLEASE wake up!" Even when comatose, he's bagging the babes.

The cheesiest moment is when Mason Storm is talking with O'Malley about getting every single bad guy, and he starts shooting like crazy at the cartwheels in the park, and every shot that goes off, O'Malley blinks! Hahahaha. Now that is cheesy! Classic!