Hey! He got to bang Kate Winslet on screen with that lil thing.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

Well, he was flaccid in that scene. I'm sure it's bigger when Keitel is popping a rod.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

This the only IMDb thread that has had me in tears. Thanks for the laugh fellas. And did you notice the OP's user name?

Plus he may have been cold, filming hours like that in the nude. Will freeze your dick right into a pencil!
I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.

It's called shrinkage. It happens.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Right on the money, dude.
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I've often wondered if there are support groups for guys with small penises.
The meetings would be interesting.
'I'm Mike, and I have a small penis.'
(Roomfull of guys): 'Hi Mike!'

Excellent point.

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You can only see Van Damme's in quite slitt-second frames in a couple of his films. I think it's there in Universal Solider when he collapses outside the hotel, but you have to look real close. It's probably just wishful thinking though and is in fact his testicles hanging below his thigh.
What a shame!
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Just a thought
It was kinda like in Ancient Greece/Rome with these naked men statues. Greeks were into well proportionned dudes with small-sized sexual organs (think statues of Hermes and so on)
In fact I thought Keitel looked like a statue or a painting in Rome in that scene. It goes well with the spirit of the movie

Omae wa mo shinde iru

Some of us guys with tiny peckers like to show em off just to make everyone else feel better about their percieved shortcomings. Just think of it as altruistic penis waving.
Mark
so this is it we are going to die

Uh.I do make it a habit to go looking at penises, thanks.
Got a problem with that?

Like that useless topic !!
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Eww! That's gross.

It is still probably, too big for your mouths, kids !
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• Inglorious Basterds - 5/5
• Dtour - 3,5/5

Uh.I don't make it a habit to go looking at penises, thanks.

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I mean, if you are gonna show something, make sure you have something to show, you know what I am saying?

I agree. His pee pee was too small. It looked no bigger than my thumb. LOL
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It looked small to me too. I'm surprised he wanted to show such a small penis, and not be embarassed by it.

Now THAT's a show I would pay to see.
Five bucks extra if they are tequila bottles.