41. You can still by hamburgers on remote Caribbean islands.

40. Little squalls come on ya fast, and they leave ya fast.

39. Turpentine makes an excellent facial cleanser.

38. Captain Ron couldn't teach us more than 38 of 100 things in four years since this thread was created.

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36. remember the parking brake

35. El Caribe, the Spanish Main, it's a land of hoodo, voodoo, and all kind of weird beep

33. It is okay to sleep with the glass eye open.
34. Just because he sleeps with the glass eye open doesn't mean he is dead.

32. It's possible to catch the same fly twice with no depth perception..
    32b) Even after catching a fly, a good sport let's him go.
    It is bad to drink Jobu's rum. Very bad.

31. Mizzen halyard winch!
    Sarcastically I'm in charge!

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29: gotta watch out for the pirates of the Caribbean
30: on islands where guerrilla fighters are, you can get a mean burger

29. When he wakes up from a nightmare screaming "I didn't do it", chances are he did

28. Besides, if we get lost we'll just pull over & ask for directions.
    I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

27. If it's going to happen, it'll happen out there!
    Studios do not care if the population likes it, as long as they are paying to see it. blackmamba

diesel engines need their oil like sailors need their rum
funny movie

12. Dollywood is preferable to Disney World
13. Playing hide the salami will use up all the water
14. Mambo's tattoos are primo work
15. Glass eyes need to be custom made
16. There is a system to winning Monopoly
17. Grand theft auto is a big deal in Cuba
18. Puerto Rican women are not cretins
19. All boats have dry rot
20. You get a lost anchor back by taping bricks to a kid's shoes
21. The price of Capt. Ron's beer is $2.50 a bottle
22. It is OK to study the charts when cleavage is in sight
23. Morning comes about sun-up each day, when you are on a boat
24. The tides often trick Capt. Ron
25. If you pick up the boss's video camerait is best not to use and film!!

8. There are gorillas out there, boss.
9. Sht happens, cough it up.
10. Don't touch his beer! You want a beer you get your own beer.
11. You don't wanna be down below if she starts to break up.
    "Candy CANES?? Are you mocking me?"

• Dr. Gregory House

He'll get out of the way, I learned that driving the Saratoga