"When Captain Ron is asleep with his eye patch covering his good eye and they think he is dead."
I also laughed loudly (and my husband repeatedly rewound) the part
at the Mardi-Gras/Carnivale, when Capt Rob looses his eye, and you
see it bouncing toward you - (almost 3-D)

When Captain Ron is asleep with his eye patch covering his good eye and they think he is dead.

someone has
Dude.Monster.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned "Always stay clear of the ladder, boss."

I like the part where he's tying the bricks or whatever to the kids feet, and is getting ready to throw him overboard to look for something.
"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination." - Elim Garak

Hard to choose, as I laugh throughout the movie, but I'm partial to the storm sequence when the compass goes flying off, and then when they spot land and Russel gives Short that look while Short is narrating that Captain Ron has proved more cunning than originally thought.

I like the part when he's asleep and he has his patch over his one good eye but they all think he kicked the bucket. lol funny sh*t.
What's my favorite movie?..When i make it you'll know.

Are we going to any Human type places?' - 'You've heard of St Croy?' - 'Yeah!' - 'We're going to the Island just to the left of it' - 'Oh, whats it called?' - 'Teds!'
This cracks me up just reading it

how can one choose? it's like asking a mother to name her favorite child
yes, yes, i'm kidding
i'll pick one no one else will. where martin is on the phone trying
to talk to the boat broker, and that intense lookin dude is just
staring at him, inches from his face
i know, can you believe i think that's hilarious? ya gotta really
look at the guy it was understated genius.

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Any scene with Caroline in a bikini.

This movie is full of great scenes,most courtesy of Kurt Russell.One that I didn't notice being mentioned was the priceless look of desperate urgency as Capt. Ron tried to coax Ben into a "high stakes" Monopoly game.Cracks me up just thinking about it.

When Captain Ron says "We're gonna fu*kin die!", also the discussion about the pirates is just too good:
Martin- We are not having guns on this boat!
Ben- Dad, we have to be able to fight off the pirates.
Captain Ron- Yeah boss, if we don't ya know they could steal the boat!
Just the way he said that was hillarious.
Also, Craig Rondell's appearance. He played Caroline's fiance, also the reason I decided to rediscover this film again. Strange reason I know, but he's the singer of my favorite band, I thought his part was hysterical, though it was short.

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I like how they fooled you into thinking that flair gun she fired at the Pirates was that powerful, but than a Coast Guard Cutter showed up.. my dad is in the Coast Guard and I love the sound the siren makes on the ships.

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When Captain Ron is explaining to Martin why his "broken leg" healed so fast.
"Well boss I've always been a fast healer and of course I beleive in Jesus so that helps."
I die everytime.

I'M BLIND!!

The two old Cuban gents commenting on the 'chase', then laughing
Cracks me up every time!

My two favorite parts are really hilarious. I love this movie so here goes:
-Martin to Catherine: "I don't think you understand he's eating my brain!"
-Captain Ron to himself: "naturals by god all of you're naturalswe're gonna beep die!!!" -when the pirates are coming back. This one is my favorite. I mean just the way he says it is so hilarious.
This is one of my favorite feel good movies.
-"But at the end of the day we can endure much more than we think we can."
-Frida

"on account that I dont like to draw attention to myself" lol
and the eagle tat on the kid heh

mine would have to be when they think hes dead he wakes up comes up to the deck grabs the wheel and says "ahh good job boss" hits the throttle and slings it right up to the dock.
"Ive got a stage five clinger"

GOrilla, GEUrillaGOGUER. HUGE difference kids, HUGE difference!

My favorite part is definatley when Ron talks about how he ran into a reef of the coast of Australia.
Mrs. Harvey: The Great Barrier Reef ?
Ron: You've heard of it ? Smart girl
Hillarious!!!!!