No one else favor:
"Bad things happens to good people all the time, for no good reason." ??

The "I am God" speech is number one, of course.
A close second:
The whole Bancroft/Pullman scene is great. I love this exchange (paraphrasing):
Andy: "What was the name of the doctor?"
Mom:,"What?you think you can drink like this and remember a name? Yeah, right."
Andy: "Was the name of the doctor 'Lillianfield'?"
Mom: (sly grin) "Welcome to the game, kid."
"I'm not trying to get in the middle of 'crazy'."

"I beat the beep out of a deeply disturbed serial rapist."
"Lens cap."

Something like:
Lawyer: You don't pay me to be pleasant
Baldwin: I don't pay you to be an as***le either, but you are

Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this.
Well then do that.

I like when the lady cop says at the end "I wouldn't mind shooting you" when Nicole Kidman appears to be trying to grab a weapon or something. Tons of good lines in this movie.
Another good one is after Kidman shatters her wine glass in the dining room confrontation scene, Pullman says something like "Tracy you spilled your wine"

My favorite was when the lawyer asked Andy "What happened to your face?" To which he replies "I just beat the crap out of a serial rapist."
I would watch it again and again.

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"Oh, go to the cops! They'll call you crazy, as will Westerley or any other school at which you try and get another teaching job. Happy hunting, Andy."
A: "Sit the ^* down!"
Heh.

I agree. I especially like the way that Pullman cocks his head to the side and says (in response to NC's suggestion that he let bygones be bygones), "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hold a GRUDGE on this one, Trace."

when andy voices his trouble with eating chinese food with chopsticks- 'hey listen. would you think any less of me if i used a fork?'
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, " I drank what?"

I also liked this scene and Alec Baldwin's reply of "Oh, then it is what you think!". I thought the line was funny and the look on AB's face as he said it was really cute. It was one of my favorite scenes in the movie although the movie had a lot of great scenes I thought.
I also liked the line, "Welcome to the land of 'You don't have a choice'". Pretty funny line and well delivered too.

When Anne Bancroft says: "Pick a card." (which sounds like 'cahd')
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Well, I liked it when Dr. Hill is in bed with the pretty co-doctor (?), and she says, while rubbing up against him,
"I know why guys like you become doctors"
Jed Hill, while pouring champagne and leaning back, replies,
"It's not what you think"
To which she responds,
"I think it's to make a lot of money and see a lot of naked girls"
Hill:
"Oh! Then it is what you think!"

Well, I definetley LOVED the whole "I am GOD" speech but I also thoroughly enjoyed Tracy (Nicole Kidman) speech when her and Andy are at the resturant. I don't know the whole thing but it starts out with "I found a hyperdermic needle in my bed. I don't know who put it there it doesn't matter"

I loved it when Bill P. talked to Bebe N. about how happy he was during the very short moment (when he learned that Nicole K. was pregnant). I don't remember exactly but it was something like
BN "I've never heard something sadder than this !"
BP "Thank you"

B.P.: "Did I?"
A.B.: "Did you
what?
"
B.P.: "Did I get what I deserved?"
A.B.: "Bad things happen to good people
all the time
Andy, and for no reason. Take my word for it."
Wait a minute who am I here?

of course the "I AM GOd" wins hands down..but it seems too much like a written script monologue..would anyone ever really deliver so well off the top of his head? The part I REALLY liked ( and believed)is with Anne bancroft and Bill Pullman ..When He calls her drunk she retorts with ": I'm drunk and you're stupid" Now that I DO believe could come off the topeven from a drunk!

A.B.: "Andy, I don't mean to seem indelicate here but as far as
my
situation is concerned, it doesn't matter if Tracy was
sleeping with the Boston Celtics
Wait a minute who am I here?

N.K.: "That money is mine. They write the check to
me
.
A.B.: "Not in prison, they don't."
Wait a minute who am I here?

Since so many have already mentioned the monologue that ends with " I AM God!"; I'll go with the threat:
" I'll take out your f u c k i n lungs with an ice-cream scoop."
"It's not the years, honey, it's the
mileage
"

"Ask "God" how many shots of bourbon he had before he cut me open."

"What do I want? What does everyone want? I want the Red Sox to win the World Series."
Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.

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lol your signature..when I read it I only rememberd Willie Wonka saying it in the orginal movie..spoken by Gene Wilder HAHA

Anne Bancroft was terrific in this movie. RIP.