<![CDATA[10 Reasons Why This Movie Is Awesome]]>Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Nowhere to Run

gulindy — 18 years ago(August 13, 2007 08:35 AM)

1.) Van Damme
2.) The one-liners, including such gems as "Three strikes, you're out!", "I'm the parking attendant and your bothering my customers", and, of course, "Au revoir, beep
3.) Clydie's boobs.
4.) The cinematography.
5.) Ted Levine as Mr. Dunston. This guy did an amazing job.
6.) Little kids making blunt, situationally uncomfortable statements, especially at the dinner table.
7.) The boy asks Sam if he's a bad guy, and Sam lays his gun down on top of a nudie magazine.
8.) Tractor-pull brawl.
9.) Steven Seagal plot, Van Damme execution.
10.) The bike-hop. Legendary.

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Delusion!
Toward the end of the movie there is an FBI(?) agent thumbing through a stack of criminal's records, and he stops on JCVD's sheet with the mug shot showing him as 6 feet 4 inches tall, (76 inches, 72 + 2 bars more)!
He must have been standing on a box. (smirk)
IMDB lists him as 5' 7 3/4" (5 feet, 7 and 3/4 inches, or 1.77m)
(shucks, my armspan is 78 inches fingertip to fingertip).
In their respective primes, your choice of Conan ("the Barbarian", or the larger "the Destroyer", or the Momoa "the Barbarian") would have taken some damage, but likely crushed him like a bug at a real 76 inches vs JCVD's not-quite 68 inches unless he ran away.

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Did seen it yesterday, it's still awesome, most of his earlier works are much appreciated

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Sam has a big penis.
It's average.

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Sam has a big penis.
It's average.

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I liked the comment about pink flamingos. LOL

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Clydie gets way naked. And they didn't show the guys in the tractors tearing up the field? Pity.

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You must have seen another version. I just saw it on TV and it didn't have half of this. Did they show Clydie's ta ta's in the flesh? I don't recall the tractor pull scene.

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