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<p dir="auto"><strong>mavsbravesers</strong> — <em>17 years ago(July 25, 2008 09:17 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I would love a swing at Squints!</p>
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<p dir="auto">None of them really get on my nerves, including Yeah Yeah who has his irritating ways. So, um, I don't have a reason to fight any of them.<br />
No wait, I take that back! I would actually fight Squints for the ever so dreamy Wendy Peffercorn.<br />
You want something corny? You got it!</p>
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<p dir="auto">A toss up between Yeah Yeah and the repeat kid, Tommy?  Both annoyed the <em>beep</em> out of me.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Benny of course, just so I could prove myself by beating the toughest of them.  Of course, I would have most likely lost<br />
Very good. But brick not hit back!</p>
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<p dir="auto">TWO PEOPLE</p>
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<li>squints - love to smack him right in the nose and watch his face chew up his glasses, then I would love to take Wendy peffercorn and wine dine and 69 her</li>
<li>the other geeky tall lanky  cock with glasses. I WOULD SMACK HIM BACK TO THE 60's reminds me of a kid who used to try to be loved in our group growing up</li>
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<p dir="auto">Yeah-yeah.<br />
He was easily the most annoying. I was pretty fond of everyone else.</p>
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<p dir="auto"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz03OiU29Hk" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz03OiU29Hk</a><br />
You are all about to change your answers.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Good thinking. I'd fight squints let Wendy join us<br />
No respect you make me sick!! You give a aspirin a headache!!!</p>
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<p dir="auto">I would have fought ham who the hell is he to call bambi a wimpy deer!? clearly he did not see the second half of that movie<br />
I think he was just posturing. I think back to when I was his age: I would probably make fun of someone for bringing up Bambi too (even though I loved that movie - first movie I ever cried during as a child). It would just be posturing to sound "not wimpy". That's matters a lot when you're 10.<br />
I don't hold it against him. I bet he secretly loved Bambi, as all kids do.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I would have fought ham who the hell is he to call bambi a wimpy deer!? clearly he did not see the second half of that movie<br />
When you got to shoot,shoot. Don't talk.-Tuco</p>
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<p dir="auto">Well, you are a bit more descriptive and graphic (that's a compliment <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /> ), but my brain instantly went there, too; my first thought was the adult version of Benny so we could kiss and make up.<br />
And as Jerry, Kramer and George all can attest, make up sex after an argument is the absolute best.<br />
So, when sheep are electrocuted, does it straighten their hair?</p>
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<p dir="auto">I would fight Benny the Jet, rip off his clothes while I'm at it, and somehow turn it into intercourse. Ooooh yeah <img src="https://filmglance.com/discuss/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=8570fb93240" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
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<p dir="auto">Beat up Squints and then take his girl, Wendy Peffercorn.<br />
Are you not entertained? <em>Are</em> you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?</p>
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<p dir="auto">i agree w. whoever said that theyd want to beat up tommy (repeat kid).</p>
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<p dir="auto">I've always hated Squints, and im glad im not the only one on this forum that does. He may have looked like a innocent underdog character, but he was really a complete douchebag. I've always wanted to somersault kick that kid over the fence and into Hercules' backyard.</p>
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<p dir="auto">i can never remember his name but that one stupid kid who is always repeating other people's words.<br />
ville valo is one of the best things on this planet. HIM is the best</p>
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<p dir="auto">I would love to Indian leg wrestle with Smalls Mom.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I would rather not punch children. but if i had to i would punch smalls for letting the dog get out from the fence. (It Could Have Eaten Him!!!!)</p>
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<p dir="auto">yah yah would be pretty easy to beat up i think.  And he can get annoying</p>
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<p dir="auto">I wouild have loved to beat up Squints too, after hearing those wicked laughs after him seeing how Smalls could not throw.</p>
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