The bit with Al Bundy from Married with children:
So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of a concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again. Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?
And also
Hey Handsome Dan!
I'm not Handsome Dan whack (hits Wayne on the chest with a rolled up magazine)
Real Handsome Dan comes out and he's ugly as sin
Hey Handsome.Dan?

Jeff Wong:
[outrageously deep & monotone dub voice] "Very well, if that is your custom. Prepare to die."
Garth:
"That's a UNIX book."
Betty Jo:
"Yeah."
Garth:
"Cool."
"Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worriedabout the securityof your sh*t."

Honey Horne: So, would you like to have dinner one night?
Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
Garth: What do these guys do?
Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.
Garth: Weird.
Wayne: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.
Wayne: You're worthless! You're less than nothing! What's keeping you here? You don't belong here! Why don't you just quit?
Milton: Cause I've got no place else to go!
The people who like 'Man of Steel' are a dying species

Wayne said something really offensive to Cassandra (in front of her father). Her look to Wayne is priceless (like "Wayne").

Farley: "Cause I got nowhere else ta go!!!"
Garth: "Yeah, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?"
The Hong Kong style fight scene.
The Graduate scene.
Garth being seduced. "I'm dan-cing"

My favorite line has to be after the Aerosmith concert when Wayne & Garth are doing the we're not worthy bit, and Steven Tyler says "You are worthy, now get up". I thought that was funny.
Amanda

I'd have to agree with:
Walken: "Hey my girlfriend's in there"!
Farley: "A lot of peoples gilfriends are in there"!
and
Basinger: "I'm gonna be frank "!
Garth: "Can I still be Garth"?
Hilarious! While this movie WAS/IS fairly good WWI was the best, by far!
"I'm gonna hunt for U, I WILL find U, and I will KILL U"! L.Neeson - TAKEN

"So did Jim Morrison give you Del Preston's exact address?"
"Yeah, he said, Exactly London, England."

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I had to give this movie an extra IMDB star simply for Del Preston and his epic story about getting the MnMs for Ozzy.

An old man fashioning a kayak out of a log..
The interactions between Kim Basinger aka Honey Hornee and Garth, such as:
Honey: Would you like to have dinner some night?
Garth: Oh I like to have dinner every night.
and
Honey: Garth, take me.
Garth: Okay but where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
Honey: I'm gonna be Frank.
Garth: Okay but can I still be Garth?
What the head makes cloudy, the heart makes very clear.

Hey Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of a concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to god someone would stop the voices in my head for 5 seconds. Voices that scream over and over. Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?
Ed O'Neil has the best lines in both Wayne's World movies.

(has sip of a brown liqur)
(spits it out) This cokes gone bad!

Basinger: Take me Garth.
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

Hey my girlfriend is in there..
Chris Farely-A lot of peoples girlfriends are in there

I like a lot of lines. It is a funny movie.
Here are a few:
A sphincter says what?
I'll cross the T's and dot the.lower case J's
Also, when they dubbed the voices between Wayne and Jeff. When they were fighting.
There are a whole bunch more. The whole movie is funny.

The Thelma And Louise Ending, especially when they are falling in mid-air and they stare dumbfounded.
The whole conversation with Berjen Kjergen (Drew Barrymore)
Jim Morrison: It's your movie.
Wayne: Thanks a Pant Load, Jim.
The movie just cracks me up. Too many parts to mention.
Please Turn Me Over
~
Mr. Blue Sky

Watching it right now (for the first time in years) on Comedy Central:
Wayne to Garth: I feel like I'm in the "delete bin" of life, next to Mahogany Rush!

My Fave line is the Charlton Heston line
I laugh every time
"Gordon Street? Ah yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived on Gordon street a long time ago, when I was young. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street".

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"We'll get Aerosmith and Peal Jam!"
Just because they're my two favorite bands

Honey: I'm going to be frank
Garth: Okay, Can I still be Garth?
It's so stupid but I laughed my ass off!

HEY! My girlfriend's in there!
A lot of people's girlfriends are in there.
Garth: Ok, we've had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice. Do not bite any off or chew it. It could cause potential emergency
Jim: Hey Wayne, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine: Sammy Davis, Jr.
Wayne: Wow, nice to meet you, Mr. Junior.
Did he train you? Did he rehearse you? Did he tell you exactly what to do, what to say?!

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