After Joey proposes to Rachel, he and Ross are in Central Perk and he is repeatedly begging Ross to hit him. Eventually Ross takes a swing and Joey ducks, causing Ross to punch the wall, hurting his hand. I love the look on Gunther's face, he looks so smug and happy.

Monica explaining women's 7 erroneous zone to Chandler.7! 7! 7! 7!

When ever you put the ampersand, it changes it to that. My first time using this website and didn't know it did that. I guess I'll just write "and" from now on.

What or who is "&"?

1. When Ross went tanning and visits Chandler & Monca, and Chandler exclaims, "was that place the SUN?"
2. The scene where Chandler & Ross are in Monica's apartment, and can't let her in since Chandler was trying to put everything back, so he tells Monica that she can't come in because he's naked. That whole scene is hilarious.

Just watched the episode where Phoebe, Rachel and Joey are scared of the little, white dog at her dad's old house.
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=friends+phoebe+runs+over+the+dog&view=detail&mid=DE258D7A8CB681605AC5DE258D7A8CB681605AC5&FORM=VIRE
I especially LOVE when Joey says something like "Phoebe, it's just a dog" and he turns around to see the little white dog perched up on the car door, leaning in the cracked window, snarling at him like Cujo. LOL, the way they all jump in fear always makes me laugh.
And NOBODY in all of Oz,
No wizard that there is or was,
Is ever gonna bring me down!

When Ross goes mental losing his sandwich
When Ross holds a party to explain to his new neighbours how cool he is even though he didn't wanna chip in for Howard
When Monica and Phoebe's friend comes up to Chandler and says, "You were in an accident? You look positively ghastly!"
And of course, paper! Snow! A ghost!
Paste pants
When Chandler and Rachel come across the cheesecake again and try to rationalise why it'd be ok for them to steal it
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Chandler: Mrs. Braverman must be out. (They move closer to it.)
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe she'll be gone for months.
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don't want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Chandler: Well, we don't want that.
Rachel: No, so we're protecting her.
Chandler: But we should take it.
Rachel: But we should move quick.
Chandler: Why?
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Chandler: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Rachel grabs the cheesecake and they take off upstairs.)

Amy Green: "I'm going to be a baby stylist!"
Ross: "THAT'S NOT A THING!!"

LOL I love the paste part and how Joey wants Ross to go even further and make a pair of paste pants

I have a lot of moments that make me chuckle but my all time favourite thats guaranteed to crack me up every time is Eddie. All of his moments. He is my favourite short term character.
She literally just reached into my chest, ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life!! CUE EDDIES DISTURBING HILARIOUS LAUGH AND CHANDLERS HORRIFIED FACE!!
NO no no no, I Wna hear it from your LIPS
WHERE DID YOU HEAR IT FROM BEFORE??!!!
he is standing in the window holding a human head, he is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!!!!!!!!
And of course the grabbing of the fish from its tank and stuffing in his pocket-inhumane but hilarious
And then CHANDLERS line ding dong the psychos gone. (Even though he wasn't cuz he was STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!!)
Chandler spitting out his gum in front of Jill ALWAYS makes me giggle. As does when hes running after Kathy screaming her name. and the ross bit where he just randomly picks up the lamp and gives it to chandler. Come to to think, a lot of Chandler moments make me laugh but I never noticed before.
Like when he's locked in Joannas office and handcuffed and calls Sophie and rachel and goes hello, how are you?? To Sophie and Rachel, and then when he goes will you just please- and the drawer hits him on the head. Likewise the maryellen scene when he's asking her about dinner and Joeys grandma keeps answering and he shouts oh will you just please. give me the recipe
Another that makes me laugh WITHOUT FAIL is Ross having trouble with his leather pants. I love the desperation in his voice,on the phone to joey, I have lotion will that work??!! And when he tries pulling them up and smacks himself on the head, and then tells joey in a panicked voice-the lotion and the powder have rubbed together to make a PASTE!!!!!
cArNiVaLs oF fAyGo

It's a good line, but as an Aussie it bugs me everytime, because I thought everyone knew by then, that koalas are not bears! hahaha

Rachel : "OK, I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear !"

"I feel like a perfect arse."
I can't stand Amanda, but this cracks me up every time. And then watching the same scene in the gagreel - it must have taken them ages to shoot that scene.

The director was hilarious! "I plague both your houses!" "Stuff your talentless faces with my mothers crab cakes!" Entering the room, "I AM HURT!" He was great! Lol!

Can't believe I forgot about Eddie!
"No, no, no. I wanna hear it from your lips" best line ever lol.
Another one is when Monica has her fake boobs on and Chandler accidentally swats them from hand gesturing.

oh man, I thought Eddie was hilariously creepy. Loved him.
And NOBODY in all of Oz,
No wizard that there is or was,
Is ever gonna bring me down!

The whole thing with all three girls fooling around in wedding dresses, but especially Rachel opening the door in her wedding dress and Joshua running away.

• The whole "Whoop-PA!" scene from "He would just roll me over" to "You can't DO ANYTHING!"
• Joey wearing all of Chandler's clothes.
• Chandler saying "You're OUR age" at Pete's as he's leaving Central Perk.
• "Oh mommy, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie"
• My Catholic friend is right.
• You fell ASLEEP?
• Any scene with Eddie or the theatre director in Joey and Kate's play.
  I'm sure I'll think of more.
  LOUD NOISES!

Oh that was a good one. I didn't come to mind as I rarely watch season 1.
But a great episode for Chandler. And yeah, loved that line "And now you're choking."

Gum would be perfection.
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Joey screaming and running away when he sees Monica with the turkey on her head.
Chandler in the ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. 'Nice going, imp. And now you're choking!'

Totally forgot about Ross giving Chandler the lamp while he was on the phone with Emily. I think what made it even funnier is how Chandler just took it like it was a normal thing for someone to do lol. Another one in that same scene is when Ross whispers "she's talking" they all whisper back "yay" then Ross quiets then down with a tantrum like look haha.
Oh! And the one when Joey's grandmother was there to see his show, Joey realizes they cut his scene. He tells the gang to keep smiling. Then Chandler says with a creepy grin- "is it gonna freak her out if we keep smiling like this?"

Ross to Mr. Zelner
"How about this authentic pterodactyl egg
replica

I laugh every time I see the Jon Lovitz scene (The One With The Stoned Guy) where this goes down:
Steve: Ah, cool! Taco shells! You know, these are they're like a little corn envelope
Monica: [She takes away the taco shells] You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Steve: Hey! Sugar-O's! [He grabs the cereal box]
Monica: You know, if you just wait another six and a half minutes
Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!
Monica: [She reaches for the box] No, we don't.
Steve: Oh, OK. [he drops the box on the floor]
Steve: Oh, sorry.
[When she bends down to pick it up he grabs a package of Gummi-bears from the cabinet]
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here?
[he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him]
Monica: Okay. Give me the Gummi-bears.
Steve: No.
Monica: Give them to me.
Steve: Alright, we'll share.
Monica: No, give me the
Steve: Well then you can't have any.
[she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table]
Steve: Man overboard! I think he's drowning.
[he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl]
Steve: Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O. Save yourself!
And NOBODY in all of Oz,
No wizard that there is or was,
Is ever gonna bring me down!