hahaha, you americans are funny
canada is undoubtedly much weaker than you guys but, i mean, what would be the point in attacking us????
lol, if any americans are on this board, could you please write what you think about canada.and i mean truthfully, how do you percieve us.ive heard all sorts of things and i was wondering exactly what the average american thinks.do you really think we live in igloos, and are all white lumberjacks who love beer and hockey?

Does Canada really have large deposits in Alberta?
Is gay marriage actually legal (or is it the cop out, de-facto civil union type thing?)
Free Health Care - does that include visits to doctors or just hospital stays?
In Australia, we have the right to receive free consultations with GPs who are, in effect, subsidized by the Government (alteratively, we can go to a doctor who doesn't 'bulk bill' and who charges more than the government is willing to pay them, and we only have to pay the difference).
Emergency treatment in a public hospital is, for all intents and purposes free. Is this largely the system in Canada? Mind you, we're under enormous pressure to go down the US route thanks to our economic rationalist US sychophant Prime Minister, John Howard
If it wasn't for the accents, Australians and Canadians wouldn't be that different - everyone I know who goes over there comes back with great tales, and proclaims the many similarities. Gosh, would America ever attack Australia?
I sort of get the impression that Americans like Australians more - maybe the familarity of sharing a border has bred contempt. Maybe Canadians need a 'Crocodile Dundee' - the moose is just as good as the koala and kangaroo.
Why did America continue with the damn imperial system? You'd have thought they'd had tried to distance themselves from their former imperial master, Great Britain, and proclaimed solidarity with their French mates. (Is it true that George Washington once proposed giving the President the title of 'his excellency'?) hahahaha
Supporting our great Commonwealth ally, CANADA.
God bless Queen Elizabeth II!
God bless responsible government/westminster-style government
God bless Degrassi!

I agree, we are a threat to Amercans. I mean just look at us, we have the second largest oil deposit in the world in Alberta, so I'm sure you can find some reason to invade us. Just call us terrorists, or comunists, or fairies, whatever buzz word you think will work, and then BAM, you've got yourselfs a war. Just look at us, gay marage, free health care, the God-forsaken metric system, and we're only a stones throw away from ending the prohibition of canabis. God forgive us. I for one sure wish you americans would come and show us how its done. Hell, we'll just give it to you, but only if you promise to let George Dubleya stay in office a couple more terms.
God Bless the U. S. of A.
(P.S. If you invade us i sure hope you'll work further towards merging the church and the state, because i for one would LOVE that, lets build a giant statu of Jesus on parliment hill, and he can be holding an American Flag. That'd be beep sweet.)

If Quebec seperates from Canada, the other 9 provinces and 3 territories will just join them. The beautiful nation of Quebec. And then, we'll have a referendum and change the name back to Canada.

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I say u o take over canadajust let us quebecers seperate first

Canadians are smater than Americans..
just look at the health
we don't have buy our house when we get sick
your money goes to war , you're complaning about how Bush is and you're still paying.
Most of the Canadians are just..loyalist that left the united states and some are just french that got stuck with english pretty amazing eh ?
so ..in fact I don't see why American hates Canadian that much Canadians are pretty much more ..loved everywhere else than you . A lot of American when they travel puts ..the canadian flag on their luggages in fact to be ..well treated how ironic is that ..?
Proud Rumrunner
Johnny's Angel

Quebec? No thanks! Maybe we can convince Denmark to take it. They tend to like having large useless land masses.

Bring it on buddy!!! Just make me a promise - win or lose, you take Quebec with you. Deal?

Touch, S6. If that doesn't give them pause then we'll let 'em
really
have it with a Honeymoon Suite cover of Corey Hart tunes. 'Course, that might bring a UN intervention. But what the Hell? Who said we don't have weapons of mass destruction?

lol, well originally we had a pill that was released to make us ammune to her, only a few took it sadly. This explains her cult group of fans

Oy! Why would we make a weapon that not only hurts the rest of the world, but our own citizens as well? However we did have a truly evil government.
I prefer to think of Celine Dion as a freak of nature. Like the Dionne Quintuplets and Poutine.

HAHA fools!
Celine Dion IS our weapon!
If even one Amercian crosses the border we will release her new single!
"Im like a bird I can scream really loud"

I find it totally humourous that there are already 6 deleted messages on this board. Perhaps, it's time to declare this board utterly ridiculous and idiotic.
~ Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant ~

Did you not realize that that post was tongue in cheek humor???
I'm your huckleberry

Oh, yes! Celine Dion, on those grounds alone, please do! I think we do deserve to be attacked for unleashing that on the world. Oh behalf of all Canadians and Canadiens (I am both, I'd like to add) I sincerely apologize about Celine Dion. I say this without sarcasm.
"Like Maple Syrup, Canadas evil oozes over the United States."

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This movie was made partially to show the Americans lack of knowledge about my country. Kevjohn is a prime example.

20 years later and Canadians have finally realized they can't perform self deprecating humor because yanks will take it seriously and actually threaten to annex them.

I'm Canadian and I think the Americans should put a stop to our evil plans before it's too late.
Many of us do not have the same ideas as Americans and our ideas are rather Canadian. Since we don't have the same views that pretty dangerous and since we aren't contributing enough to make American a better place we should be punished.

Prefer living in the snow? Wow, the number one stereotype. I bet Americans also think I have snow-shoes and a dogsled. I actually live further south than a number of American states. Someone didn't pass geography class.
Amen. All it takes is looking at a map. Let's see, what else can we Canadians do? Oh, yeah, travel to Cuba, one of the prettiest countries in the world. We're treated like royalty anywhere in the Caribbean as soon as the locals find out we're not Americans. I've got some great American friends, but I'm sure glad I'm not!

Prefer living in the snow? Wow, the number one stereotype. I bet Americans also think I have snow-shoes and a dogsled. I actually live further south than a number of American states. Someone didn't pass geography class.
And an inferiority complex? No, Canadians just don't like being put into the same group as Americans. We don't want the world to think we are the same, because were not. And the argument "you must be jealous because you insult America" doesn't work. If it were true, then American's must be JEALOUS of the ENTIRE WORLD because America constantly insults other countries through media. Trust me, no one is jealous of Americans. Just look at what Midnight Express did to Turkey, or Hostel did to Slovakia.the list goes on..
Besides, Canada kicks America's ass in the HDI, we have been named the number 1 country to live in 10 times, more than another other country. How many times has American been number 1? Never. Yet YA'LL continue to say you are the best country in the world. I don't envy America, and I never will. End of story.

Canadians are smarter than Americans? You are the dumbasses that actually prefer living in the snow
And this is all the proof that we need about the ignorance of Americans. No snow in the US, huh? Good gravy, get a map. Oh, wait, you might have to learn to read first.
Congratulations, apextreme. You just proved the point of the whole movie!

"You are the dumbasses that actually prefer living in the snow."
HAHAHA! The irony, have you been to British Columbia? In almost never snows here! And in Ontario it snows about the same amount as the North East states. Ignorance at its finest.